Lumpy Space Princess > Lumpy's Quotes

“If the gods are real, they have abandoned me entirely," I say softly.

"My future queen," Memnon says. "They were merely preparing you."

I frown in the darkness. "Preparing me for what?"

"For us.”
― Laura Thalassa, The Curse that Binds

“He is your soul mate, but he is an ASSHOLE.”
― Laura Thalassa, Bewitched

“Ah, fuck. This man is definitely going to make me fall for him. Memnon glances at me, a small smile on his lips. That’s my deepest hope, my queen.”
― Laura Thalassa, Bespelled

“I simply wanted to remember the way firelight danced on your face.”
― Laura Thalassa, Bespelled

“You and I, Empress, we are eternal.”
― Laura Thalassa, Bewitched

“Only weak men feel the need to assert their dominance.” “For once,”
― Lauren Palphreyman, The Wolf King

“Call me a monster, call me a devil, but you and I both know I will fucking shatter the rules for you.” He stares at me fervently. “Always for you.”
― Laura Thalassa, Bespelled

“You are the reason for my existence. But I will fight over you.”
― Laura Thalassa, Bespelled

“You can’t just light people’s houses on fire.” “You can if they suck.”
― Laura Thalassa, Bespelled

“Let me see your face,” he demands. I turn to look at him. “Why?” His eyes gaze at me intensely. “Because you are the only thing worth looking at, and my eyes have missed you.”
― Laura Thalassa, Bewitched

“I love you, little witch,” he says, his expression a touch sad. “More than all the world. That is my deepest truth, and it’s one I should have told you again and again as I once did.”
― Laura Thalassa, Bewitched

“Don’t be a pawn when you’re a queen. No one commands a queen.”
― Laura Thalassa, Bewitched

“I promise I only bite when you ask me to,” he adds.”
― Laura Thalassa, Bewitched

“Who did this to you?”
― Laura Thalassa, Bewitched

“A man was speaking, so I stopped listening.”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

“Mental note—physical exertion makes me homicidal. Avoid anything above a brisk walk.”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

“She screamed in my face—I screamed back. Oh, look, we’re harmonizing. Mozart would have loved this.”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

“Personally, I preferred to be mentally weak - it made life more interesting.
'Will I kill myself today dramatically or barely survive?' Every day was a new mystery.”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

“What's the next step after panicking? I need to do that.”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

“Aut viam inveniam aut faciam—I shall either find a way or make one.”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

“Who. The. Fuck. Did. THIS. TO. YOU?”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

“Wow. That was a bold statement, especially since he was shorter than me.”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

“I want whatever fancy Spartan antidepressants he’s on.”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

“Yep,” Nyx said. “Those are bedroom eyes. This is not a drill. It’s happening. Augustus is giving you bedroom eyes. Wow—this is escalating.”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

“You are not the things that happened to you, Gideon.”
― Kristen Ciccarelli, Heartless Hunter

“I may not know Rune Winters, but I know the Crimson Moth. And she is no caged thing.”
― Kristen Ciccarelli, Rebel Witch

“In a different life, in a fair one, I would've kept you until my eternal soul withered away to dust”
― Kaylie Smith, Phantasma

“You came.” “You called,”
― Kaylie Smith, Phantasma

“That’s not how things work, angel. Life is not measured in good or bad thoughts—it’s how you treat the world around you despite them.”
― Kaylie Smith, Phantasma

“Never apologize for loving someone. Even when it hurts. Especially when it hurts.”
― Lynette Noni, The Prison Healer