Cain Latrani > Cain's Quotes

“I am honestly afraid of getting sucked into Facebook like Stan did on South Park. Mostly cause I hate Yahtzee.”
― Cain S. Latrani

“Trust is knowing that when you put your finger in your dogs mouth, you are going to get it back.”
― Cain S. Latrani

“Strippers. Zombies. Lesbian anti-heroes. It's all in a days work for me.”
― Cain S. Latrani

“There is no morality in inequality. Anyone who says otherwise is damn liar, and a hypocrite.”
― Cain S. Latrani

“The movie Slither, if you've never seen it, is about Merle trying to eat Captain Mal.”
― Cain S. Latrani

“On another note, alien zombie rabbits. I just really like typing that. Not sure why.”
― Cain S. Latrani

“Yes. Yes, I do often post random and strange things. I'm a random and strange kind of guy. It's my thing.”
― Cain S. Latrani

“Turns out that disciplining kittens isn't all that easy.”
― Cain S. Latrani

“I've grown very suspicious that I might be an alien.”
― Cain S. Latrani

“What's the difference between and actor and a writer? When a writer yells "LOOK AT ME!", nobody does.”
― Cain S. Latrani

“Bunnypocalypse. Well received by all who have read. Really freaking hard to explain.”
― Cain S. Latrani

“For those who don't know, Bunnypocalypse is not about an alien rabbit invasion. It's about zombies. And a stripper. No, seriously.”
― Cain S. Latrani

“Whenever I get angry, I find eating a cookie calms me right down. On an unrelated note, my pants all seem to be getting smaller.”
― Cain S. Latrani

“You guys killed Carl," Tish stated after a moment.
"Yup," Caroline answered her.
"Why?"
"Cause he was dead," Caroline replied.

~Bunnypocalypse: Dead Reckoning”
― Cain S. Latrani