Conor Lastowka > Conor Lastowka's Quotes

“It's no good crying over spilt milk, because all the forces of the universe were bent on spilling it.”
― W. Somerset Maugham, Of Human Bondage

“I'm an Atheist. I don't believe in God, Gods, Godlets or any sort of higher power beyond the universe itself, which seems quite high and powerful enough to me. I don't believe in life after death, channeled chat rooms with the dead, reincarnation, telekinesis or any miracles but the miracle of life and consciousness, which again strike me as miracles in nearly obscene abundance. I believe that the universe abides by the laws of physics, some of which are known, others of which will surely be discovered, but even if they aren't, that will simply be a result, as my colleague George Johnson put it, of our brains having evolved for life on this one little planet and thus being inevitably limited. I'm convinced that the world as we see it was shaped by the again genuinely miraculous, let's even say transcendent, hand of evolution through natural selection.”
― Natalie Angier

“If you don't have the time to read, you don't have the tools to write.”
― Stephen King, On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft

“Whatever it takes to finish things, finish. You will learn more from a glorious failure than you ever will from something you never finished.”
― Neil Gaiman

“A woman is a sack, made to endure”
― E.L. James, The Mister

“It’s music to my dick.”
― E.L. James

“I sincerely apologize for copying your wife without her knowledge or permission.”
― Ernest Cline, Ready Player Two

“I don't know exactly what happened next, or how it all went down.”
― Ernest Cline, Ready Player Two

“Admiring the D, are you?”
― Tyra Banks, Modelland

“There's an intruder in my OoAh!”
― Tyra Banks, Modelland