Bob Andelman > Bob's Quotes

“I couldn’t write a sex scene to save my life. I can read it, but when I write it and read it back to myself, it sounds stupid!” -- Jess McConkey in Mr. Media video podcast interview”
― Jess McConkey

“Doug Harvey was a stickler for the rules. When Harvey was in the minor leagues, all the other umpires would go out to a bar. But he’d be back in hotel room to spend at least one hour a day reading the rules. He knew the rule book better than anybody else.”
― Peter Golenbock

“To write a book about Mickey Mantle and not to show people who he really was doesn’t make any sense whatsoever. So I decided the only way to do this is call it a novel and plow full-speed ahead as to what my interpretation and my estimation of who he was and what was troubling him. This is a very complicated book. It’s hardly just about sex.”
― Peter Golenbock

“Howard Stern -- the uglier, more disgusting I draw him, the more he likes me.”
― Drew Friedman