R. Alexander > R. Alexander's Quotes

“So, you invented a god just to practice lying?!” “Yes.” “And a religion?” “Naturally, the two go hand in hand. It’s not that difficult, you should try it some time.”
― Nelson Chereta, The Rabbit Great and Terrible

“14)    Ladies, if a guy leaves you a voice mail that says 'I had a good time with you' what he REALLY means is 'I had a good time with you.' Ladies, please stop searching for secret meanings in what we say. We're men; we're not that clever.”
― Nelson Chereta, 101 Pieces of Advice for Idiots, Losers, and Guys with Really Tiny Penises

“monarchy wasn’t inherently evil, nor was a democratic system perfectly good.”
― Randi Darren, Fostering Faust 3

“Because we always want to believe the worst. Optimism is a luxury, and only for the naive, the young, or the foolish.”
― Randi Darren, Fostering Faust 3