“The King's Perspective
There's a story of a king
And this story is very true
Some say it's just a rumor
Some say it's just a ruse
They called the man King Flip
But that wasn't really his name
His name was Filipileetos
But that's too hard to say
King FLip had a penchant
For really expensive things
He liked anything shiny
And anything with bling
He had the nicest castle
Out of all the lands
But that didn't stop him
From wanting one even more grand
So he bought a town called perspective
And made the people build him a castle
At the top of their highest mountain
He didn't care if it was a hassle
When the work was finally done
He decided to go inspect it
But when he arrived in the town of Perspective
It was exactly as he'd left it
He couldn't find a castle
It wasn't on the mountain
It wasn't on the breach
It wasn't on the mainland
He immediately grew angry
And sought his just revenge
On all those who had fooled him
On the town, his army did descend
When the people were all dead
A red cardinal then appeared
"King Flip, what have you done? You killed good people, I do fear."
King Flip tried to explain
That the town deserved to die
For his castle was never build
Or he would see it with his own eyes
The bird said, "But King, you merely assumed.
You didn't even try
Look from a different perspective, Don't just look from your own two eyes."
The bird then led him over to where
The castle should surely be
He then moved aside a boulder
And King Flip feel to his knees
For inside the mountain was the castle
The most magnificent one ever build
King Flip couldn't believe his eyes
He quickly became wracked with guilt
He had killed so many people. People he should have protected
Simply because he couldn't see the castle from their perspective
"Hide their bodies!" King Flip yelled
"Hide every last one!
Put them inside the mountain
And then close those doors for good!"
The kings army hid the bodies
And King Flip fled the land
HE went back to his old castle
And never spoke of Perspective again
Some say this story isn't true
Some say it never existed
But look at any map and you'll see
There is no longer a town called Perspective.”
―
Colleen Hoover,
Without Merit