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“Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does”
― Groucho Marx

“My name is whaddya care
My home is anywhere
People say I'm awful dumb
So I thought to you I'd come”
― Harpo Marx

“Honk, honk!”
― Harpo Marx

“Many years ago a very wise man named Bernard Baruch took me aside and put his arm around my shoulder. "Harpo my boy," he said, "I'm going to give you three pieces of advice, three things you should always remember." My heart jumped and I glowed with expectation. I was going to hear the magic password to a rich, full life from the master himself. "Yes sir?" I said. And he told me the three things. I regret that I've forgotten what they were.”
― Harpo Marx

“I am living permanently in my dream, from which I make brief forays into reality.”
― Ingmar Bergman, Images: My Life in Film

“I think I am a better ghost than I am a human being.”
― Ingmar Bergman