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“To the reader who is unaware of this violent and bloody sport known as crocheting (cro·shey·ing): it is defined as “three rounds of two-minute cage-fighting using only needles and yarn as weaponry.” Although made illegal in most U.S. municipalities, underground croch-fighting has been rampant in Southwestern”
― Freida McFadden, 11 out of 10: A Collection of Humorous Medical Stories

“gallows humor. Some would say that it’s just our way of dealing with horrible situations that we are forced to deal with on a daily basis.”
― Freida McFadden, 11 out of 10: A Collection of Humorous Medical Stories

“If I had known so many of you would come…see me…in this state…I’d have died…much sooner.” And with that, she winked one last time and closed her eyes for the last time. I like to think she went out to the sounds of our laughter. I can only hope to keep my sense of humor like that, at the end.”
― Freida McFadden, 11 out of 10: A Collection of Humorous Medical Stories

“she dutifully helps me lift and pivot the patient back into bed; it is like wrestling with an uncooperative walrus,”
― Freida McFadden, 11 out of 10: A Collection of Humorous Medical Stories

“Maybe there was a reason her husband didn’t visit; he was having a vacation.”
― Freida McFadden, 11 out of 10: A Collection of Humorous Medical Stories

“She is supposedly one month younger than me, but if somebody told me that she is actually a 12-year-old girl masquerading as a medical student, I wouldn’t be entirely surprised.”
― Freida McFadden, 11 out of 10: A Collection of Humorous Medical Stories

“was it safe for my patients to be smoking through their tracheostomy tubes?”
― Freida McFadden, 11 out of 10: A Collection of Humorous Medical Stories

“well, I don’t think I’m equipped to raise our daughter.”
― Gregg Olsen, Lying Next to Me

“It was classic Calvin, just like the jar of hearts, full of candy he’d given her that only he ended up eating.”
― Jennifer Hillier, Jar of Hearts

“I did. Scotty swooped in like a fucking eagle and took her from me. Pissed me off, but not because I liked her. I just didn’t like that she chose him over me. We didn’t speak for like eight whole hours.”
― Colleen Hoover, Reminders of Him