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“You better have a massive dick to back up that attitude or else people will be mighty disappointed.”
― Lauren Asher, The Fine Print

“You’re so drunk.”  “No. I’m buzzed.” “What’s the square root of 64?”  “Eight, fuck you very much.”  He shrugs. “Sober enough.”
― Lauren Asher, Terms and Conditions

“You better have a massive dick to back up that attitude or else people will be mighty disappointed.”  “Care to bring out a ruler and test your theory?”  “I left my magnifying glass at home, so maybe tomorrow.”
― Lauren Asher, The Fine Print

“I thought you didn’t care?”  “Hmm. Maybe I found some fucks to give after all.”
― Lauren Asher, The Fine Print

“I turned a rich god into a beggar.”
― Lauren Asher, The Fine Print

“Don’t judge a book by its cover,” Elena rasps. “With the kind of porn books you read, I definitely do.” “They’re called romance.”
― Lauren Asher, Wrecked