“EXCERPT FROM CHAPTER ONE
MY LIFE ON CRAIGSLIST
Stars and Cards Never Lie
Date: 2011-04-1, 9:17PM EST
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Chapter 1
Four Cookies and a Funeral
Yesterday I went on Craigslist and hired a Tarot reader to tell me whether I was in any danger of losing my job. I wasn’t really worried because last week, an astrologer I’d also found on Craigslist, had told me there was no major movement in the sixth house, which is the area of my chart that governs work. But just in case, I met with the Tarot card reader who told me everything was going to be okay.
Today I got canned.”
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Alexandra Ares,
My Life on Craigslist: A Fictitious Diary
