B. Sofia > B.'s Quotes

“What's my name? You know it's incredibly hard to hype yourself up in the third person when you can't even remember your name.”
― B. Sofia, Ghosted

“I don't know my name and I don't know how I got here. I just appeared here and the housekeeper couldn't hear me and then you came home and I freaked out and hid in your shower but then you decided to shower and now you're yelling at me and I'm very confused and it's very hot in here. How do you shower in such hot water? I feel like I'm being boiled alive like a lobster. Which is a very violent way of cooking an animal by the way. I really hope you don't cook your lobsters like that. OMG could you imagine being boiled to death . . . "
"Just get out of my shower."
"Oh yes, that I can do.”
― B. Sofia, Ghosted

“I crash into an invisible wall as Deke walks through the doorway. I watch as he continues to the elevator and hops on. Meanwhile, I'm banging against the invisible wall. I probably look like a mime pretending to be stuck in a box.

Hey, have we ever stopped to think, maybe they are actually stuck in a box and they're ghosts trying to escape? Well, there's some food for thought.

"Well, that's an interesting development, guess you're stuck with me, Casper."

Well, crap-sticks.”
― B. Sofia, Ghosted