JoAnn > JoAnn's Quotes

“Unicorns are bad. So, so bad.” I’m dying. I just slapped a unicorn.
“Your loss, baby. In case you haven’t noticed, I’m hung like a horse.”
Kyrin snorts disgustedly.
I clap my hands over my ears. But it’s too late. Unicorns are ruined for me. My childhood dream just got crushed by a unicorn’s boner.”
― Lily Archer, Bite of Winter

“I look. I. Look. And it is large. Are they all this large? And hard. Oh my god. Desire snakes through me like a poison, and I can’t look away.”
― Lily Archer, Bite of Winter

“I snicker and rotate my hips, my semi hard morning dick swinging around making her laugh even more. She squeals with delight when I grab it and start wanking. “Need it hard if I’m going to use it to beat someone to death,” I chuckle. “Fucking hell!” she roars with mirth. “You are killing me over here. Now fuck it if there’s intruders, I want some of that truncheon over here.” “As much as I’d like to take you up on that, I think firstly we need to see where the other men are, and secondly, feed you.”
― Eve Newton, Reclaim

“I fall hard and I fall fast, and I wouldn't change it for anything.”
― Eve Newton, Secrets

“I give him a challenging glare when he raises an eyebrow.”
― Eve Newton, The Dragon Empress