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  • #1
    Joe Abercrombie
    “But that’s what growing up is, maybe. Realising what a fucking arse you’ve been.”
    Joe Abercrombie, A Little Hatred

  • #2
    Neil Gaiman
    “Life is a disease: sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal.”
    Neil Gaiman

  • #3
    Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
    “And Lot's wife, of course, was told not to look back where all those people and their homes had been. But she did look back, and I love her for that, because it was so human. So she was turned into a pillar of salt. So it goes.”
    Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five

  • #4
    Neil Gaiman
    “I don't want whatever I want. Nobody does. Not really. What kind of fun would it be if I just got everything I ever wanted just like that, and it didn't mean anything? What then?”
    Neil Gaiman, Coraline

  • #5
    Frank Herbert
    “The mystery of life isn't a problem to solve, but a reality to experience.”
    Frank Herbert, Dune

  • #6
    Terry Pratchett
    “The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money.

    Take boots, for example. He earned thirty-eight dollars a month plus allowances. A really good pair of leather boots cost fifty dollars. But an affordable pair of boots, which were sort of OK for a season or two and then leaked like hell when the cardboard gave out, cost about ten dollars. Those were the kind of boots Vimes always bought, and wore until the soles were so thin that he could tell where he was in Ankh-Morpork on a foggy night by the feel of the cobbles.

    But the thing was that good boots lasted for years and years. A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that'd still be keeping his feet dry in ten years' time, while the poor man who could only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots in the same time and would still have wet feet.

    This was the Captain Samuel Vimes 'Boots' theory of socioeconomic unfairness.”
    Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms: The Play

  • #7
    George R.R. Martin
    “Once a turncloak, ever a turncloak,” Lord Cregan said. “You rose up in rebellion against your lawful queen and helped drive her from this city to her death, raised up your own squire in her place, then abandoned him to save your worthless hide. The realm will be a better place without you.” When Ser Perkin protested that he had been pardoned for those crimes, Lord Stark replied, “Not by me.”
    George R.R. Martin, Fire & Blood

  • #8
    George R.R. Martin
    “Old stories are like old friends, she used to say. You have to visit them from time to time.”
    George R.R. Martin, A Storm of Swords

  • #9
    James S.A. Corey
    “And ... and what is civilisation if it isn’t people talking to each other over a goddamned beer?”
    James S.A. Corey, Cibola Burn

  • #10
    James S.A. Corey
    “A person can fail the people they love just by being who they are.”
    James S.A. Corey, Cibola Burn

  • #11
    James S.A. Corey
    “There’s a dignity in consequences.”
    James S.A. Corey, Cibola Burn

  • #12
    George R.R. Martin
    “My brothers have my measure when it comes to fighting and dancing and thinking and reading books, but none of them is half my equal at lying insensible in the mud.”
    George R.R. Martin, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

  • #13
    Fonda Lee
    “Expectations are a funny thing,” Wen said. “When you’re born with them, you resent them, fight against them. When you’ve never been given any, you feel the lack of them your whole life.”
    Fonda Lee, Jade City

  • #14
    Fonda Lee
    “Any old horse will run when it's whipped, but only fast enough to avoid the whipping," Hilo said. "Racehorses, though, they run because they look at the horse on their left, they look at the one on their right, and they think, No way am I second to these fuckers.”
    Fonda Lee, Jade City

  • #15
    Joe Abercrombie
    “Some people, Orso supposed, can never forgive being forgiven.”
    Joe Abercrombie, The Wisdom of Crowds

  • #16
    Joe Abercrombie
    “She never saw more damage done than by folk acting on high principle.”
    Joe Abercrombie, The Wisdom of Crowds

  • #17
    Joe Abercrombie
    “nothing proclaims disunity like shrill proclamations of unity on every corner.”
    Joe Abercrombie, The Wisdom of Crowds

  • #18
    Joe Abercrombie
    “Faith must be shaken from time to time, or it becomes rigid. An excuse for any outrage. I have come to believe that the righteous... should always have doubts.”
    Joe Abercrombie, The Wisdom of Crowds
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  • #19
    Joe Abercrombie
    “One must keep a close eye on the current definitions. To be unpatriotic would be terrible. To be patriotic in the wrong way could be fatal.”
    Joe Abercrombie, The Wisdom of Crowds

  • #20
    Joe Abercrombie
    “The sad truth is, men love to follow a man other men fear,” said Clover. “Makes them feel fearsome, too. We tell the odd fond story of the good men. The straight edges. Your Rudd Threetrees, your Dogmen. But it’s the butchers men love to sing of. The burners and the blood-spillers. Your Cracknut Whirruns and your Black Dows. Your Bloody-Nines. Men don’t dream of doing the right thing, but of ripping what they want from the world with their strength and their will.”
    Joe Abercrombie, The Wisdom of Crowds

  • #21
    Joe Abercrombie
    “Tomorrow came, and it was much like yesterday. Just more so.”
    Joe Abercrombie, The Trouble With Peace

  • #22
    Joe Abercrombie
    “life is the misery we endure between disappointments.”
    Joe Abercrombie, The Trouble with Peace

  • #23
    Joe Abercrombie
    “We’re all like children, Rikke. The older you get, the more you realise the grown-ups won’t suddenly walk in and set things right. You want things right, you have to put ’em right yourself.”
    Joe Abercrombie, The Trouble with Peace

  • #24
    Joe Abercrombie
    “Hoping for a thing often seems the best way o’ bringing on the opposite”
    Joe Abercrombie, The Trouble with Peace

  • #25
    Joe Abercrombie
    “But then it’s difficult, isn’t it, to make a passionate argument for what you already have? So boring. Whereas the delightful alternative? A bouquet of promises! A sackful of dreams! A glorious ship of fantasies, undamaged by collision with actually getting anything done.”
    Joe Abercrombie, The Trouble with Peace

  • #26
    Joe Abercrombie
    “I find reputations rarely fit people all that well. What are they, after all, but costumes we put on to disguise ourselves?”
    Joe Abercrombie, The Trouble with Peace

  • #27
    Joe Abercrombie
    “You can’t change the fact the world’s full of arseholes. You can only change how you deal with them.”
    Joe Abercrombie, The Trouble with Peace

  • #28
    Joe Abercrombie
    “When you tell a lie, you have to sound like you believe it. Goes double for the ones you tell yourself.”
    Joe Abercrombie, A Little Hatred

  • #29
    Joe Abercrombie
    “The wiser a man is, the more he stands ready to be educated.”
    Joe Abercrombie, A Little Hatred

  • #30
    Joe Abercrombie
    “When one man knowingly kills another, they call it murder! When society causes the deaths of thousands, they shrug and call it a fact of life.”
    Joe Abercrombie, A Little Hatred



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