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    Terry Pratchett
    “Oh, yes, on the matter of military incursions across the Slipnir river, you indicated that further transgressions would involve him, personally, that is to say the ambassador, and I quote “going home in an ambulance”.”
    Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant

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    Terry Pratchett
    “Not even some toast? A piece of fruit? These oranges are fresh from Klatch, I really can recommend them.’ Vimes tossed one at the man. It bounced off his arm, and Skimmer took a step backwards, mildly appalled at the upper class’s habit of fruit-hurling. ‘Are you all right, sir? Mhm-mhm?’ ‘Sorry about that,’ said Vimes. ‘I was carried away by fruit.”
    Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant



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