Ashley Christin > Ashley's Quotes

“Whether you think you can, or you think you can't--you're right.”
― Henry Ford

“Water? At a wedding? I don’t understand,” he asks in confusion. “Did you invite Jesus? That’s the only way that will be acceptable.”
― Tara Sivec, Futures and Frosting

“things always change when someone you love dies. you just can't prepare.”
― J.A. Redmerski

“Because how you look doesn't change what's in your soul.”
― Christine Zolendz, Fall From Grace

“Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn.”
― C.S. Lewis

“Do you know what happens to scar tissue? it's the stongest part of the skin.”
― Michael R. Mantell

“Nothing is more common on earth than to deceive and be deceived.”
― Johann G. Seume

“Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.”
― Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man

“Things do not change; we change.”
― henry david thoreau, Walden or, Life in the Woods

“What happened in the past that was painful has a great deal to do with what we are today.”
― William Glasser

“Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you.”
― Charlotte Whitton

“You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it, it's not a mistake, it's a choice.”
― Steven Denn

“Woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself.”
― Susan B. Anthony

“Your memory is a monster; you forget—it doesn't. It simply files things away. It keeps things for you, or hides things from you—and summons them to your recall with will of its own. You think you have a memory; but it has you!”
― John Irving, A Prayer for Owen Meany

“Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.”
― Mark Twain

“Fuck all the firsts, Sky. The only thing that matters to me with you are the forevers.”
― Colleen Hoover, Losing Hope

“I’m sorry, what did you say? I’m not fluent in stupid drunk slut”
― Christine Zolendz, Saving Grace

“I quickly tried to do the math but my brain was a jumbled mess and I couldn’t remember what number comes after potato!”
― Tara Sivec, Seduction and Snacks

“Did you see that? The fuck I give. It went that way.”
― Tara Sivec, Futures and Frosting

“Spitters are Quitters”
― Tara Sivec, Futures and Frosting

“I remember that night fondly. And by fondly, I mean with bitter resentment toward all things alcoholic and with a penis.”
― Tara Sivec, Seduction and Snacks

“No one likes an ugly crier. It's uncomfortable for all parties involved.”
― Tara Sivec, Seduction and Snacks

“Say it,” he whispers. “I missed out on this the first time. I want to hear you say it.”
― Tara Sivec, Futures and Frosting

“Oh Sweet Jesus. Sweet mother fucking fuckery of fucks.”
― Tara Sivec, Futures and Frosting

“I shouldn't be allowed to think when I'm drinking.”
― Tara Sivec, Seduction and Snacks

“Who keeps putting alcohol in my alcohol?”
― Tara Sivec, Seduction and Snacks

“I am plenty romantic. Just this morning while he slept, I had left Carter a box of his favorite candy next to his pillow - Globs: piles of white chocolate covered, crushed potato chips and pretzels drizzled with caramel. I figured it would soften him up to the note I placed next to the box telling him if he left the toilet seat up one more time and my ass got an involuntary bath at six in the morning, I would put super glue on the head of his penis while he slept. I had even signed the note with a couple of Xs and Os. Who says romance is dead?”
― Tara Sivec, Futures and Frosting

“Granted, she was obviously one lick away from riding the short bus”
― Tara Sivec, Seduction and Snacks

“Yes, the answer is yes! If he keeps talking to me like that he can stick it in my ear.”
― Tara Sivec, Seduction and Snacks

“Wow, I'm surprised you remembered. When you left the bar you were crying and singing at the top of your lungs ' I got ninety-nine problems and the bitch is all of them.”
― Tara Sivec