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  • #1
    Liz Tomforde
    “Me: What color are you painting your nails? Stevie Girl: Go hang out with your best friend. Me: What color? Stevie Girl: Why does it matter? Me: Because I’m going to be seeing them wrapped around my dick later. I feel like I should have a say. Stevie Girl: You’re ridiculous. I shoot Stevie a hundred dollars via Venmo with the caption “Red, please,” but she denies it, sending it right back. Stevie Girl: You’re not paying to pick my nail color. I send the Venmo payment again. Stevie Girl: How much do you think it costs to get your nails painted? Me: I don’t know. $100? Red, please.  Stevie Girl: Fine, this will cover Ella’s too.  Me: Make sure she knows her favorite uncle paid.”
    Liz Tomforde, Mile High

  • #2
    Liz Tomforde
    “This season means nothing without you. Nothing matters without you. Please come tonight. -Zee”
    Liz Tomforde, Mile High

  • #3
    Liz Tomforde
    “There’s our girl!” I hear from one of the buses. Looking up, I find Rio leaning over the railing of his bus, his signature boom box held over his head with music blaring.  “Stevie!” “We missed you, Stevie!”
    Liz Tomforde, Mile High

  • #4
    Liz Tomforde
    “Rosie!” I call out to my room, where she’s probably passed out on her dog bed, exhausted from an exciting day. “Stay in there. Your mom is about to make your dad real happy.”
    Liz Tomforde, Mile High



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