Theresa Troutman > Theresa's Quotes

“I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off.”
― Tucker Max, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

“She's everything I'm not and everything I want to be."
Sebastian Irons - Life's What You Make It”
― Theresa Troutman

“Serenity, I am unable to wear panties.”
― Melyssa Winchester, Holding on to Heaven

“That night, when you kissed me, I thought you did it because you were drinking. All I could focus on was getting you home before you did something you’d regret in the morning. I didn't want to be your regret, Serenity. My heart couldn’t handle it. Shit, it's been two years and my heart still can't handle the fact that we don’t talk anymore.”
― Melyssa Winchester, Holding on to Heaven

“It called to him, a sweet heady beacon of femininity, fertility, and fuckability. His three favorite f-words.”
― Christine Warren, Wolf at the Door