Rhonda Patton > Rhonda's Quotes

“How much does an elephant weigh? ”
― Rhonda Patton, African Safari with Ted and Raymond

“Did you know in the sea you can find a fish called, SWEETLIPS?"

Ted and Raymond's Sea Adventure”
― Rhonda Patton

“Are your kids afraid of the Dentist?”
― Rhonda Patton, Raymond Goes to the Dentist: Inspiring Kids to Be Better

“Pride is the veil that blinds the eyes of the soul.”
― Leonardo Ramirez, Haven of Dante: The Staff of Moshe

“Reader's Bill of Rights

1. The right to not read

2. The right to skip pages

3. The right to not finish

4. The right to reread

5. The right to read anything

6. The right to escapism

7. The right to read anywhere

8. The right to browse

9. The right to read out loud

10. The right to not defend your tastes”
― Daniel Pennac