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  • #1
    Paul Finch
    “Hatfield grinned. ‘Dorothy, but she told me to call her Dot.”
    Paul Finch, Death’s Door

  • #2
    Tonya Duncan Ellis
    “For a ten-year-old I am very responsible.”
    Tonya Duncan Ellis, Sophie Washington: Queen of the Bee

  • #3
    Tonya Duncan Ellis
    “Chloe, I’m a model child. I get good grades in school. I’m nice to my friends. And I help out in the house when Mom and Dad ask me to.”
    Tonya Duncan Ellis, Sophie Washington: Queen of the Bee

  • #4
    “The average American child is given $3.70 per tooth that falls out.”
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  • #5
    “The oldest unopened bottle of wine was found in a Roman tomb that is over 1,650 years old.”
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  • #6
    Tonya Duncan Ellis
    “Stop stepping on the back of my shoe,” I demand through gritted teeth. This was the fourth time he’d bumped into me. “Mooom, Sophie pinched me,” he whines. “If you two don’t stop bickering, we’re heading home,” Mom warns. We pipe down. We’ve been waiting for”
    Tonya Duncan Ellis, Sophie Washington: Queen of the Bee

  • #7
    Tonya Duncan Ellis
    “Stop stepping on the back of my shoe,” I demand through gritted teeth. This was the fourth time he’d bumped into me. “Mooom, Sophie pinched me,” he whines. “If you two don’t stop bickering, we’re heading home,” Mom warns.”
    Tonya Duncan Ellis, Sophie Washington: Queen of the Bee

  • #8
    “More tornadoes occur in the United Kingdom per square mile than any other country in the world.”
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  • #9
    Sherry M. Siska
    “Destiny. According to my mom, whenever disaster strikes, you can put the blame right where it belongs: on that old Madam of Mischief. She likes to say that whatever happens was 'Meant To Be', that 'It All Works Out For The Best', and even worse, 'One Of These Days You'll Look Back On This And Laugh'. So far, I'm not convinced.”
    Sherry M. Siska, The Madams of Mischief

  • #10
    “German”
    Jens Boje, Minimalism Sucks: Ignore the Zealots and Learn a Dogma Free Way to De-Clutter Your Life

  • #11
    Robert Muchamore
    “James finished his curry and wandered off on his own. He noticed a girl leaning against a tree smoking. Long hair, baggy jeans. She was about James’s age, nice looking. He didn’t remember her from any of the intelligence files. “Hey, can I have a drag?” James said, trying to sound cool. “Sure,” the girl said. She passed James the cigarette. James had never tried one before and hoped he wasn’t about to make an idiot of himself. He gave it a little suck. It burned his throat, but he managed not to cough. “Not seen you here before,” the girl said. “I’m Ross,” James said. “Staying here with my aunt for a bit.” “Joanna,” the girl said. “I live in Craddogh.” “Haven’t been there yet,” James said. “It’s a dump, two shops and a post office. Where you from?” “London.” “I wish I was,” Joanna said. “You like it here?” “I’m always covered in mud. I want to go to bed, but there’s a guy playing guitar three meters from where I sleep. I wish I could go home, have a warm shower, and see my mates.” Joanna smiled. “So why are you staying with your aunt?” “Long story: Parents are getting divorced. Mum freaking out. Got expelled from school.” “So you’re good-looking and you’re a rebel,” Joanna said. James was glad it was quite dark because he felt himself blush. “You want the last puff, Ross?” “No, I’m cool,” James said. Joanna flicked the cigarette butt into the night. “So, I paid you a compliment,” Joanna said. “Yeah.” Joanna laughed. “So do I get one back?” she asked. “Oh, sure,” James said. “You’re really like . . . nice.” “Can’t I get any better than nice?” “Beautiful,” James said. “You’re beautiful.” “That’s more like it,” Joanna said. “Want to kiss me?” “Um, OK,” James said. James was nervous. He’d never had the courage to ask a girl out. Now he was about to kiss someone he’d known for three minutes. He pecked her on the cheek. Joanna shoved James against the tree and started kissing his face and neck. Her hand went in the back pocket of James’s jeans, then she jumped backwards.”
    Robert Muchamore, The Recruit

  • #12
    “It snows metal on planet Venus! There are two types that have been found, galena and bismuthinite.”
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  • #13
    “A bolt of lightning can reach 53,540 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s 5 times hotter than the surface of the sun, which is 10,340 degrees Fahrenheit.”
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  • #14
    “The quietest room in the world in Minnesota is measured in negative decibels – so quiet that you can hear your own heartbeat and your bones moving.”
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  • #15
    “Knock knock! Who’s there? Nunya! Nunya who? Nunya business!”
    Jimmy Giggles, Knock Knock!: Over 100 Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

  • #16
    “Knock knock! Who’s there? Abby! Abby who? Abby C D E F G!”
    Jimmy Giggles, Knock Knock!: Over 100 Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

  • #17
    “Knock knock! Who’s there? Leave. Leave who? LEAVE A REVIEW!”
    Jimmy Giggles, Knock Knock!: Over 100 Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

  • #18
    “get the book into as many hands as possible.!”
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  • #19
    “What's do DNA helicase and perverts have in common? They both want to unzip your genes.”
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  • #20
    “-  What do you call two fat people having a chat? A heavy discussion.”
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  • #21
    “-  Did you hear the joke about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head!”
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  • #22
    “Did the disappointed smoker get everything he wanted for Christmas? Clothes, but no cigar.”
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  • #23
    “What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.”
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  • #24
    “-  What’s brown and sticky? A stick.”
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  • #25
    “What’s a foot long and slippery? A slipper.”
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  • #26
    “-  What’s red and moves up and down? A tomato in an elevator.”
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  • #27
    “-  What did you do with Element 43 last night? None of your Bismuth.”
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  • #28
    “-  Why is potassium a racist element? Because, when you put three of them together, you get KKK.”
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  • #29
    “-  How do you shoot a killer bee? With a bee-bee gun.”
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  • #30
    “What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!”
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