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“Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.”
― Amy Sedaris, I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence

“I cry often.
I cry and cleanse my
face with my tears and
swim to the center
of it all.
A center that
I have written about a
thousand times, forever etched
into the porcelain.”
― A.P. Sweet, dead, but dreaming

“Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.”
― Hunter S. Thompson