Poll

Blacky - I actually tried the Wilde Ride and it was really just crap. Serious load of it. I'm not in a PN mood, so that one didn't appeal. I liked the blurb of Ranch Hand. Don't know the author, but it sounds really good. I'll be interested in what you pick. If you pick RH, be sure to keep me posted on your thoughts. It sounds good.

Michele we are actually thinking of a new book,



He grows a second penis ahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahah

now now blacky we will read that crap but after the book that will win in a poll

Blacky wrote: "Michele we are actually thinking of a new book,



He grows a second penis ahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahah"

Good luck with that. I've been hearing quite a bit about this author -- Erin Noelle. She has this book called Metamorphosis. Sounds really good.

Vishous ↜☻↝ wrote: "now now blacky we will read that crap but after the book that will win in a poll"

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Blacky wrote: " Vishous ↜☻↝ wrote: "now now blacky we will read that crap but after the book that will win in a poll"

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

well we did make a poll for this and we will follow through!

Vishous ↜☻↝ wrote: "Blacky wrote: "
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

well we did make a poll follow through!"

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy??????????

omg are you gonna start crying?!?! ahahahaha

we'll think of something! i'll make a shelf now what will be our future reads

Vishous ↜☻↝ wrote: "omg are you gonna start crying?!?! ahahahaha

we'll think of something! i'll make a shelf now what will be our future reads"

ahahahha please do, I've already made too many shelves ahahahahahahahhaah

yes you have millions of them :DDDDD i should do it with my number of "4" shelves

V I don't want as many shelves as you have, you crazy woman hahahahahahahahhah I like my order :D

I think that the Ranch Hand sounds the best read. can't wait to hear what you guys pick to read. good luck!!

Blacky wrote: "V I don't want as many shelves as you have, you crazy woman hahahahahahahahhah I like my order :D"

Blacky wrote: " Vishous ↜☻↝ wrote: "omg are you gonna start crying?!?! ahahahaha

we'll think of something! i'll make a shelf now what will be our future reads"



ahahahha please do, I've already made too many s..."

V has like a 1000 shelves......hahahahahaha!! I'm going to look at Blacky's to see how many she has. That book does have some epic lines!! Hahahahahaha!

Booklover I read half of that book and was freaked ahahahahahahahhahahah I mean it's not hot AT ALL, just weird ahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahhahhaha

Blacky wrote: "Booklover I read half of that book and was freaked ahahahahahahahhahahah I mean it's not hot AT ALL, just weird ahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahhahhaha"

have you seen the shelf?

wait wait WAIT! Two penis's on ONE man??

Ella wrote: "wait wait WAIT! Two penis's on ONE man??"

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

please read the bolded quotes on the pages 4 and 5 you will DIE of laughter!!!!!!!!!!!

and read this review it explains everything

http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/...

Ella wrote: "wait wait WAIT! Two penis's on ONE man??"

yes :DDD blacky is insatiable :DDDD

Bk70lvr wrote: "Blacky wrote: "Booklover I read half of that book and was freaked ahahahahahahahhahahah I mean it's not hot AT ALL, just weird ahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahhahhaha"

VERY WEIRD!!! But I kept going, ..."

2 penis'......and a HEA.....it couldn't get any better!

It's just me Shelly B wrote: "2 penis'......and a HEA.....it couldn't get any better! "

LMAO XD

Oh and i hear the heroine gets molested by some old women with a dildo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!

Blacky wrote: "Oh and i hear the heroine gets molested by some old women with a dildo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!"

Hahahahahaha! WTF! That's crazy!!!

Blacky wrote: "Oh and i hear the heroine gets molested by some old women with a dildo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!"

omg are we seriously gonna read that?! ahahahaha you little perv!

ahahahahah I'm not 100% sure but I think it's her aunt that's having an incestuous affair with her brother that'll molest the heroine with a dildo OMG! I mean, who comes up with that sort of sh*t???????

I am not sure I think I read it or a friend told me but still!!!!!!!

Bk70lvr wrote: "Blacky wrote: "Oh and i hear the heroine gets molested by some old women with a dildo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!"

I may have blocked that part from my memory, but I know I took a scolding, scr..."

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

(view spoiler)[she does it two-penis-way with his brother?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? (hide spoiler)]

I think the Ranch Hand will be epically bad...it has a total of one Amazon reveiw

Blacky wrote: "Ella wrote: "wait wait WAIT! Two penis's on ONE man??"

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

please read the bolded quotes on the pages 4 and 5 you will DIE of laughter!!!!!!!!!!!

and read this ..."

WOW! Ok, I can work a penis - or maybe two - if need be in a scene but there needs to physically be TWO men!! Lol...thank you I have now been educated ;-/

Bk70lvr wrote: "Ella wrote: "wait wait WAIT! Two penis's on ONE man??"

Yep! Usually it's just one, until a certain time of the month, I believe. And then they have to use BOTH at once!!! And go on-and-on-and-on u..."

What?? Well guess she can't complain about not being properly serviced :-/

Vishous ↜☻↝ wrote: "Ella wrote: "wait wait WAIT! Two penis's on ONE man??"

yes :DDD blacky is insatiable :DDDD"

I think she must be :-/ - I read mention of a twosome with the brother - so that's now four right?!?!?!? WHHHHHHAAAAAATTTTT???? LOL

Ella in the third book he creates a replica of himself and the two men f*ck! He does it with HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and in the second book the woman is a hemarfodite and she does her husband in the end!!!!!!!! ahahahahahahahahahha OMg these books are just crazy ahahahahahahahahahha

Blacky wrote: "Ella in the third book he creates a replica of himself and the two men f*ck! He does it with HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Ok,ok OKAY LOL - MY EYES.....I need to leave this thread ASAP before I incorporate a man with three penis's and a vagina(can I say that word on GR's - notice I wasn't worried about Penis) into my V-Day special... Btw I think I am permanently damaged.

Ella wrote: "Ok,ok OKAY LOL - MY EYES.....I need to leave this thread ASAP before I incorporate a man with three penis's and a vagina(can I say that word on GR's - notice I wasn't worried about Penis) into my V-Day special... Btw I think I am permanently damaged. "

well it's a body part, what would you say instead "vagina"? "Down there"? mwahahahahahhahha I really don't know what is allowed here but I write it anyway XD

Permanently damaged? I believe you :D but listen to this, we are doing a buddy read of these books :D We will end up crazy ahahahahahahahahah

Blacky wrote: "Ella wrote: "Ok,ok OKAY LOL - MY EYES.....I need to leave this thread ASAP before I incorporate a man with three penis's and a vagina(can I say that word on GR's - notice I wasn't worried about Pen..."

Yeah, I was going to go with honey pot..LOL but that didn't feel right AT ALL, unless you are Winnie the Poo - btw you guys are going to go insane with this as a buddy read - you will have hmmm things coming (ahh the puns wont stop in my head) out of your ears!

honey pot mwahahahahhahahahha I think I read somewhere "hoohaa" or was it woohaa I have no idea but it was idiotic all the same ahahahahahahha

OH we are gonna have fun with all those yucky scenes, just you wait and see ahahahahahahha I just can't wait to get to the scene where an unidintified serpent thingie crawls out of his scrotum to lick her!!!!!!!! I mean, how did the author think of these things?????!!!!!!

I pity our poor GR friends who'll read our status updates ahahahahhaha

Blacky wrote: "honey pot mwahahahahhahahahha I think I read somewhere "hoohaa" or was it woohaa I have no idea but it was idiotic all the same ahahahahahahha

OH we are gonna have fun with all those yucky scenes,..."


And on that NOTE (serpent?? shaking head) I must now go do some work, have a great night lady ;-)

LOL you too Ella :D and please don't get any ideas from this for your love scenes ahahahahahhahahahahahahha

unidentified serpent thingie crawls out of his scrotum to lick her!!!!!!!! That's just fabulous!!!! Hahahahahaha!

It's just me Shelly B wrote: "unidentified serpent thingie crawls out of his scrotum to lick her!!!!!!!! That's just fabulous!!!! Hahahahahaha!"

Shelly, we're going to have to get some counceling after these!!!! And I plan to read more than the first book if you're in ahahahahah I have to, HAVE to read the self-f*cking scene OMG ahahahahahah

Blacky wrote: "It's just me Shelly B wrote: "unidentified serpent thingie crawls out of his scrotum to lick her!!!!!!!! That's just fabulous!!!! Hahahahahaha!"

Shelly, we're going to have to get some counceling ..."

I'll read them with you...but are we going to read the book from the poll first? hahahahahaahha! I want to read the old lady and the dildo....that's just plain crazy!!!!

yeah yeah V has to read the naked cover guy or she'll go crazy ahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah

Blacky wrote: "yeah yeah V has to read the naked cover guy or she'll go crazy ahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah"

you know me so well :D

Blacky wrote: "yeah yeah V has to read the naked cover guy or she'll go crazy ahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah"

hahaahhaah! He is pretty damn hot:)

pftttttttt :P:P

Blacky wrote: "pftttttttt :P:P"

He is hot.....look at that stomach!!!

It's just me Shelly B wrote: "Blacky wrote: "pftttttttt :P:P"

He is hot.....look at that stomach!!!"

lickable lickable

So, I'll read whatever you girls pick - I'm that easy... You can consider me as your crazy groupie!;D

he may be hot, but is he EPIC?????? ahahahahhahahahhahhaa

now seriously, let's set a date for this thing :DDDDDDD

hey you wanna read it tomorrow????????'?????