Poll

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An unidentified serpentine instrument had unfurled from below his scrotum to tickle its way inside her anus! She wiggled her buttocks in confused delight as more of the tonguelike protrusion made its way into her rear entrance.
“Oh! What is that?” she asked, sighing despite the strangeness of it.
“The Seeker. Another feature of the Calling,” he informed her with a rakish smile. “One females are said to greatly enjoy.”
The long appendage slithered within the crimpled crevice of her buttocks, licking up his deposits and healing her abraded tissue.



OMG ahahahahahahahahahahah this is sick ahahahahahahahahahahahah

Blacky wrote: "His lips brushed her shoulder. “My second cock is quenched,” he told her. “It will trouble you no more this night.”


mwahahahahahhhaha lucky girl ahahahahahhahahahha"

Hahahahahaha! I just read it to my husband, now I'm laughing harder bc he's like "WTF". That's good stuff....see that's epic!! I tried to explain it to him his response was "yea ok." Hahahaahhahahahaha!

read message 200 on the previous page, the spoiler!!!!!

Blacky wrote: "OOOOOOOOOOOO
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An unidentified serpentine instrument had unfurled from below his scrotum to tickle its way inside her anus! She wiggled her buttocks in con..."

WHERE IN THE HELL WAS THIS BOOK WHEN THE VOTING TOOK PLACE.....OMG! The seeker....I love it!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahaha hahahahahaha!

Blacky wrote: "OOOOOOOOOOOO
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An unidentified serpentine instrument had unfurled from below his scrotum to tickle its way inside her anus! She wiggled her buttocks in con..."

Stop reading it!!! This is good material for future epic reads!!!

unidentified serpentine instrument slithered out from below his freaking scrotum ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Blacky wrote: "unidentified serpentine instrument slithered out from below his freaking scrotum ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

Hahahahahaha hahahaha! This shit is good!!!

dod you read my last post from the previous page, the spoiler??????

Just one more, I promise!


Catching the scent of their arousal, the tonguelike protrusion slid from her rear portal. It encircled the root of Nick’s cock like a curling vine, licking at her vaginal opening as though begging entrance.
Nick pushed it away, his expression intent as he concentrated on the pleasure engendered by their mutual orgasm. “Not yet.”


OMG ahahahahhahahahhaha oh this is definitely an epic read, and there's a whole SERIES of them ahahahahahahahahahahhahahah A SERIES

Striated with purpled veins and crowned with plump reddened heads, both cocks strained eagerly toward her. A tickle of fear penetrated her slumberous desire. But her need to have him come into her overrode it. Oh wait a minute you have a spoiler........squishy-wet rectum....what the hell..hahahahahaha! Oh it's pouting and receding! Why the hell aren't we reading this...hahahaha!

this book is sick ahahahahahha no wonder I stopped reading XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

Blacky wrote: "this book is sick ahahahahahha no wonder I stopped reading XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD"

It is sick....but I can't quit laughing.......this shit is epic!!! It's the funny over the top shit! Hahahahahaha ha! But it's something we could only enjoy with someone.....bc reading it by yourself...you'd be like "WTF"

yeah I know ahahahahahahahah I was reading it by myself and was like OMG this is crazy! but now, I'm crying with laughter OMg I can't tell you how many awful quotes are there that I just read to find those horrible sex scenes ahahahahahahahahahahah

Blacky wrote: "Just one more, I promise!


Catching the scent of their arousal, the tonguelike protrusion slid from her rear portal. It encircled the root of Nick’s cock like a curling vine, licking at her vagina..."


You should of brought this out earlier....hell I even had it on the tbr....but never looked that closely in to it! That shit is funny!!!!!!!

I didn't think of it, well I did but it was one of the books I dnf-ed, who would have thought it would be epic ahahahahhaha but then I just saw a friend of mine reading it and I remembered how terrible it was ahahahahahah

Blacky wrote: "I didn't think of it, well I did but it was one of the books I dnf-ed, who would have thought it would be epic ahahahahhaha but then I just saw a friend of mine reading it and I remembered how terr..."

Hahahahhahhahahha! It's even funnier that we are making DNF's epics..hahahahahaha hahahaha! But I think it makes a difference when your reading it with someone's else.....hahahahahaha!

Yeah I know Shelly it definitely makes a difference :DDDDDDDDDDDDD oh I can't wait for V and Rain to see these quotes ahahahahahahahhaha

Blacky wrote: "Yeah I know Shelly it definitely makes a difference :DDDDDDDDDDDDD oh I can't wait for V and Rain to see these quotes ahahahahahahahhaha"

I was just thinking the same thing!!! Hopefully V will unstrike her name.....hahahaha hahahaha!

yes I know, I hope she'll forgive me <3


V ?????????????????


did you see that??????????? You gotta forgive me, I got us a real epic ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahha

The three of you are on a completely different time zone from me...it's only 9:40 here....but I know it's late there.....so maybe they are asleep...but they will love those quotes!!! Hahahahahaha!

It's just me Shelly B wrote: "The three of you are on a completely different time zone from me...it's only 9:40 here....but I know it's late there.....so maybe they are asleep...but they will love those quotes!!! Hahahahahaha!"

yeah they are normal ahahahahahahha it's 4 in the morning here ahahahah I should go to sleep too, but after reading this sh*t with the unidintified slithering scrotum things, I'm completely awake ahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

Blacky wrote: "yes I know, I hope she'll forgive me <3


V ?????????????????


did you see that??????????? You gotta forgive me, I got us a real epic ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahha"

She will forgive you...the quotes are too good for not to forgive you! V this book needs to go on the SHELF!!

Blacky wrote: "It's just me Shelly B wrote: "The three of you are on a completely different time zone from me...it's only 9:40 here....but I know it's late there.....so maybe they are asleep...but they will love ..."

Well how could anyone sleep with "unidentified scrotum things" hahahahahaha! No one is going to vote after all this!! Poor Baba she's going to think we're crazy!!!

Please V?????

It's just me Shelly B wrote: "Well how could anyone sleep with "unidentified scrotum things" hahahahahaha! No one is going to vote after all this!! Poor Baba she's going to think we're crazy!!! "

you know my eyes still hurt, I was really crying from laughing, if we really do read this book you'll see Shelly, OMG it's just that terrible ahahahahahahahah

And I think Baba ALREADY thinks we're crazy, no news to her ahahahahahahahhahahaahahh

Blacky wrote: "It's just me Shelly B wrote: "Well how could anyone sleep with "unidentified scrotum things" hahahahahaha! No one is going to vote after all this!! Poor Baba she's going to think we're crazy!!! "

..."

I was laughing so hard my husband told me "you've lost it" but I couldn't help myself!!!!!!!! I'm glad Baba already knows we're crazy...that's one thing off my list. I love laughing at anything...it's the best! Hahahahahaha,

It's just me Shelly B wrote: "I was laughing so hard my husband told me "you've lost it" but I couldn't help myself!!!!!!!! I'm glad Baba already knows we're crazy...that's one thing off my list. I love laughing at anything...it's the best! Hahahahahaha, "

ahahahahahhahah but how could you NOT laugh at it ahahahahhhahahahahahahahahhahah lol I'm glad i bumped into this book again hahahahhahhah only leaves the question if Rain and V will read it with us. I alread read half the book and it was terrible hahahahahah but now I'll have you guys as support :D Just be prepared, there is some freaky shit, bunch of women kidnaping and sexing then murdering guys and incest and all sorts of sh*t! Can't believe the average rating of this book hahahahahahahhahaha

Just in case :DDDDD

too bad we can't see his two c*cks in the cover hahahahahahhahahahah I'd like to know what that looks like :D and the serpentine below scrotum thingie too ahahahahahahahahhahahah that would probably give me nightmares ahahahahahah OMg I have to STOP and go to sleep!!!!!

Blacky wrote: "
Just in case :DDDDD"

I already told you it's on my tbr...oh I'm not sure how anyone couldn't laugh....hahahahahaha! We just better hope V comes back!!! Btw I love freaky shit;). Btw why do you type shit the censure sh*t in the same post!?

I have no idea ahahahahahahahhhahahahah i write and i write then i remember I should probably censure so I do it when I remember to ahahahahahahhah but considering the quotes I just put i really shouldn't bother with the * ahahahhahah :DDDD


OMg Shelly. O.M.G.!!!!! Go read the second book blurb, and check this out:

http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/...

OMg this whole series is freaking disturbing ahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahhahahhahahh

WARNING, this book contains: explicit sex and language, oral sex, anal sex, a male who grows a second penis during the full moon, a weird scene involving TWO conjured replicas of the hero...who double team the heroine AND engage in some M/M (incestual?) acts, ...and I'm sure there's some other stuff, but you see where I'm going with this...

this is the warning for the third book OMG ahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhah

Blacky wrote: "OMg this whole series is freaking disturbing ahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahhahahhahahh"

Are you trying to make me die of laughter!!!

What ever you think...it was worse
Her labia major were some form of testicles.
And trough the whole book they call her penis thingy 'shy' because it is not very big.

Hahahahahaha! That was someone's opinion ......not a quote!!

OMG ahahahahhahahha and if I got this straight, she fucks her husband in the end? ahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhaha

Blacky wrote: "WARNING, this book contains: explicit sex and language, oral sex, anal sex, a male who grows a second penis during the full moon, a weird scene involving TWO conjured replicas of the hero...who dou..."

This shit is fucked up.......I'm sorry for the language .......but you said it all I bold print!!!!! " a male who grows a second penis during the full moon, a weird scene involving TWO conjured replicas of the hero...who double team the heroine AND engage in some M/M ...." This is epic why are you reading this SHIT without us!!

It's just me Shelly B wrote: "This shit is fucked up.......I'm sorry for the language .......but you said it all I bold print!!!!! " a male who grows a second penis during the full moon, a weird scene involving TWO conjured replicas of the hero...who double team the heroine AND engage in some M/M ...." This is epic why are you reading this SHIT without us!!
"

ahahahahahhahahhaahhahhahahahhah I am reading the reviews for the other books and dying of laughter ahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahhaahhahahhhah

Blacky wrote: "It's just me Shelly B wrote: "This shit is fucked up.......I'm sorry for the language .......but you said it all I bold print!!!!! " a male who grows a second penis during the full moon, a weird sc..."

STOP READING THE REVIEWS!!! We need you fresh going into these books!!!

It's just me Shelly B wrote: "STOP READING THE REVIEWS!!! We need you fresh going into these books!!! "


well damn I basically read the first one ahahahahhaha but Ok I'm stopping :D Oh Jesus Shelly you wouldn't believe what sorts of shit goes on in all these books ahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahhah

Blacky wrote: "It's just me Shelly B wrote: "STOP READING THE REVIEWS!!! We need you fresh going into these books!!! "


well damn I basically read the first one ahahahahhaha but Ok I'm stopping :D Oh Jesus Shell..."

I'm sure I can imagine......hahahahahaha hahahahahaha! But we need you to put the brakes on it! STOP READING IT!! Dammit!!!!!!!! Oh dear lord help me bc I want you to give me quotes...but NO.....we should wait.....I'm laughing right now.......................until everyone can do it.......I'm still laughing!!!

It's just me Shelly B wrote: "I'm sure I can imagine......hahahahahaha hahahahahaha! But we need you to put the brakes on it! STOP READING IT!! Dammit!!!!!!!! Oh dear lord help me bc I want you to give me quotes...but NO.....we should wait.....I'm laughing right now.......................until everyone can do it.......I'm still laughing!!! "

LOL don't worry i stopped reading :D but you have no idea what horror i went through to find the growing second cock scenes ahahahahahahahhha OMG ahahahahahahhahahaha

Blacky wrote: "It's just me Shelly B wrote: "I'm sure I can imagine......hahahahahaha hahahahahaha! But we need you to put the brakes on it! STOP READING IT!! Dammit!!!!!!!! Oh dear lord help me bc I want you to ..."

I still can't get over the second cock....I mean WTF....one isn't enough!! I still love the Blue Nipples.....paranormal and alien shit is the best!

It's just me Shelly B wrote: "I still can't get over the second cock....I mean WTF....one isn't enough!! I still love the Blue Nipples.....paranormal and alien shit is the best!
"

this is "fantasy" erotica mwahahahahahahhahahhahahhahah

hey the idea of two c*cks is pretty interesting but believe me, I've read those sex scenes and didn't find them hot in the slightest! maybe V will, she's a perv ehehehehehhehehehehhehehhehehehehhehehhehehehhe

Blacky wrote: "It's just me Shelly B wrote: "I still can't get over the second cock....I mean WTF....one isn't enough!! I still love the Blue Nipples.....paranormal and alien shit is the best!
"

this is "fantas..."

Hahahaha....I hope V will come back even though she scratched herself out...I think between the 4 of us we will make even the worse sex scenes funny....I would say more but I can't since its public!!! So sweet dreams...goodnight!

Good night Shelly :D I'm going too (finally)
Just talked to my friend who was reading this today and told her about the other books too XD just weirdness!!!

She will come back, don't you worry ahahahahahhahahahhaaha she can't help it, she loves us <3

Blacky wrote: "hey the idea of two c*cks is pretty interesting but believe me, I've read those sex scenes and didn't find them hot in the slightest! maybe V will, she's a perv ehehehehehhehehehehhehehhehehehehhehehhehehehhe
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on the same person?! no..... :D:D

you do know that people actually fall asleep?!?!?!

btw i was just joking of course i'll buddy read with you and RAIN!!!!

after reading all the stuff you wrote i need therapy :DDDDD

V I couldn't fall asleep last night, you have no idea how much I was crying/laughing at this idiotic book OMG just look at the quotes ahahahahahahahahahahah

i did! you are all demented hahhahaa but we will be reading that!!!! lil it was actually added to my shelf too! hahahahha

Vishous ↜☻↝ wrote: "i did! you are all demented hahhahaa but we will be reading that!!!! lil it was actually added to my shelf too! hahahahha"

ahahahah oh you have no idea ahahahahhahhahahah i was looking at the reviews for other books and OMG this series is some f*cked up sh*t! OMG V you have no idea ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahah do you know that in the second book, with her husband having two c*cks, she is a hermafrodite and she ends up f*cking him in the end ahahahahahahahah and in one book he f*cks his replica, he literally f*cks himself OMG that's too twisted and sick ahahahahahahah it's gonna be GREAT ahahahahahahahahahha

omg!!!!!! how do people come up with that stuff?!?!?!?

I have no idea V ahahahahahahahhahahahahhahaha but it just isn't right cause it's labeled as "fantasy erotica" I mean really ahahahahahahahahahhaahahahha