Poll

How to sleep well
(Lit any character 😭)

Is it legal to send someone to tartarus because they stole your happy meal

What to do if I maybe accidentally theoretically set my house on fire (hypothetically)

-what I think Leo Valdez would have

“Is it bad that my girlfriend is comparing me to a flower?”

What do I do if some girl thought I was her boyfriend but it turns out that was my grandfather?

"How to keep my boots from getting stolen by fake Horneater princesses"
"How do you invent therapy?"
"What do I do if I like the slightly insane fake princess who stole my boots but she's engaged"
"Why was I demoted from my job after basically saving the entire planet"
"Why did Syl put a cremling in my boots"
"How to make Lopen stop telling jokes"
"Why did half of the women in Urithiru suddenly come down with a headache and need me to treat them as soon I became a doctor"
"How to tell a lighteyes that they're obnoxious without telling them that they're obnoxious"

(This might be Kaladin's search history if the internet existed and he was allowed to read and write 🤣)

How to be in a rebel group without my girlfriend baiting me.

What should I do when I’m always the seventh wheel in my group?

How to tell if someone is insane

Reasons I should be a hunter instead of staying with my oblivious boyfriend

How to know if your mom is a psychopath killer, lire and rebel leader all at the same time.

"is it legal to date my grandma's immortal ex boyfriend?"

How to get over the death of my sister with our having to go to therapy

(Out)

How to get revenge on somebody who broke their promise to protect your sister

Is it common for people to go on quests in Spiderman pajamas?

What do you do on a quest?

(I feel like Percy would do this tho 😭)

"How to make sure my insane grandma who threw my dad off a cliff doesn't give any of my friends amnesia and send them across the continent into an enemy camp again"

"Therapist who won't judge me or get me locked away no matter what I say abt my family tree"

How to shield trauma with humor
(Keefe)
How to adjust to weird basicaly alien society without therapy
Why am I op??????
(Sophie)

“On a scale of 1-10 how bad would it be if I climbed a cliff with a broken leg?”

“What are chicken nuggets“
(Hazel would totally ask this)

"How to legally ruin a competitor in 24 hours"
"Global logistics supply chain secure server firewall strength"
"Can ginger hair dye be permanent?"
"Why is photography considered art and not a waste of time"
"Best tea shops in the city open late"
"Signs a girl is scared of you (asking for a friend)"
"How to stop thinking about someone who lives next door"
"Is it normal to memorize a girl's daily schedule?"

oh yeah...forgot one

"why do people judge me for eating a cookie with a fork?"

How to 'not' drown my pancakes.

"How to reduce prophesying dreams"

✦✧ Anna ✧✦ {hiatus} wrote: "“What are chicken nuggets“
(Hazel would totally ask this)"

Literallyyyyy (I just read this part)

How to get your celestial weapons back after your half sister destroyed them

Why would a daughter of Athena not know better than to jump off a cliff?
Can you get the dead to pick up McDonalds for you?
How to forget about traumatic experiences
How to bring your sister back to life

(My poor Nicoooo)

i kidnapped my girlfriends family and took them to mcdonalds while she was hanging out with her bestfriend , how do i return them with out getting yelled at bc my girlfriends mom hates me ?

How can I mention a date to my girlfriend in the most subtle way?
Getting kruge in less than 24 hours without life risk.
How many pounds of kruge would it take to bathe in it?

(luv u kaz)

How to make all the mermaids in the sea sign a contract, so I can turn them into ugly seaweed people on the floor and also fake the king's death, so I can marry the Prince on land and so his daughter can rule under the sea because this is a twisted tale duh

𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊𝚑 ✧ 𝚖𝚎𝚎𝚝 𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚝 TWILIGHT wrote: "How can I mention a date to my girlfriend in the most subtle way?
Getting kruge in less than 24 hours without life risk.
How many pounds of kruge would it take to bathe in it?

(luv u kaz)"

LMAO

How to protect Ava well she is home alone (Alex twisted love)
How to insert a chip into a princess‘s phone (Rhys twisted games)
How to become a vampire (Bella swan)

0:00————|—————-1:20 animal by KATSEYE

"how to resurrect someone from the dead" lit every book character ever

Can men get periods? Why would somebody eat a cookie with a fork and knife? Is Tangled objectively the best movie ever?
(Kenji my man ✋😭)

"how to run away and escape fate without getting killed" (JESTTTTTTTTTTTT)

How to resurrect your dead husband
How to wield magic
How to make your own fake reality
How to cope with trauma


Guess who this issss

Camilla (wish I were a half-blood)💙💫 wrote: "Why would a daughter of Athena not know better than to jump off a cliff?
Can you get the dead to pick up McDonalds for you?
How to forget about traumatic experiences
How to bring your sister back t..."

THAT FIRST ONE IS EVIL HAHA

"Picture yourself standing on a cliff overlooking the ocean. The wind is whipping in your hair. The sun is setting. You long, body and soul, for one thing. One person. You hear footsteps behind you. You turn. Who's there?"
"Is Toby my father?"
"Blueberry scones?"
"Where are my pantaloons?"
"Cowboy hats with skulls"
"Suit jackets"
"Winchester Rifle"
"Davenport Desk"
"Jameson Whiskey"
"Which subgenre?"
"This? Us?"
"Am I the glass ballerina or the knife?"
"Nearest coffee shop"
"How to get money, fast, to save my childhood home."
"What to name a kitten"
"Anagram"
"Where to find lemons"
"Who is lime-girl?"
"Nearest basketball courts"
"How to make my voice echo all around"
"How to be the best and worst grandfather ever"
"How to keep count of the terrible things I've done"
"Eve or Emily: How to tell the difference"
"Can you fall in love in 10 days or less?"
"How to look attractively drunk against a railing"
"List of constellations and stars"
"Where is the loml"


AND A LITERAL CANON ONE:
"Google Translate: Latin"

How to make a blond girl with brown eyes fall in love with you. Elf edition.

How do I get through 3 different male faes that are all traumatized

Lyra Kane (Cassie Hobbes) wrote: "Camilla (wish I were a half-blood)💙💫 wrote: "Why would a daughter of Athena not know better than to jump off a cliff?
Can you get the dead to pick up McDonalds for you?
How to forget about traumati..."

HEHEHE I KNOW, BUT PERCY NEVER ANSWERED HIS QUESTIONNNN😭✋🏻

How to get good grades with ADHD and dyslexia

How to kill my competition to win her love

'How to get rid of freckles'

'Can you dye red hair'

'Dresses with puffed sleeves for sale'

(Anne of Green Gables)

How to get to Narnia
Where can I buy magical wardrobes?
How to convince your no-nonsense older sister that your adventures to a place called Narnia are real

How to get the woman i tried to drown to fall for me and love me and marry me, oh wait we're already married for politics so like... factor that in please. OH WAIT and she murdered my brother!

(Cardan Greenbriar)

emily marie ٠࣪⭑ [yes, your worship] wrote: "Can men get periods? Why would somebody eat a cookie with a fork and knife? Is Tangled objectively the best movie ever?
(Kenji my man ✋😭)"

this is absolutely beautiful

How to perfectly style my hair so it looks not styled but still looks AWESOME so that my crush notices me. Not than they don’t notices me but I want them to notice me more (if that’s possible)


(Keefe would SO do this 😂)