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Polls for The Slaughterhouse Society. Showing 1-30 of 63
created Apr 20, 2025 07:57AM PDT
poll #1
Which of these would you honestly do for five euros?
Eat a spoonful of salt
Kiss your friend on the lips
Tear the beginning pages of a book (the part before the index)
Permanently subscribe to a YouTube channel you don't like, with loud push notifications on and daily uploads
created Feb 04, 2025 11:46PM PST
poll #2
What's one thing you wish you had more of?
Money
Time
(write-in)
Focus
Control
Love
(write-in)
Knowledge (Truth)
(write-in)
created Jan 01, 2025 09:52AM PST
poll #3
Most useless letter in the English lexicon, in your opinion?
X
Z
(write-in)
Q
Y
D
K
(write-in)
F
created Nov 10, 2024 06:01AM PST
poll #4
You are trapped in a room with 3 other people and are given a gun with two bullets in it. To get out, you must shoot and kill two people none of which can be you. You are given some information about them as stated here, whom do you save?
Person 1: An ordinary child who will grow up to invent the cure for cancer as well as many incurable diseases, genetic defects, and all healthcare will be extremely cheap. Blind people can see again, handicapped people can walk again, etc
Person 3: A woman who found out a way to save the planet, preserve nature. Starting tomorrow there will no more micro plastics, smog, air pollution, garbage or anything of the sort anywhere in the world. Oceans will be cleaned and global warming will stop. Humanity will continue as it always has
Person 2: A middle aged man who upon getting out will rule your country starting tomorrow. Immediately upon which, all your country's problems will be solved. Crime rates, unemployment, pollution, poverty, wars etc all vanish from your country and everyone is happy
created Oct 03, 2024 08:28PM PDT
poll #5
Alien parasites have overtaken the minds of your family...but the thing is, they're too good at acting like caring parents. Your relationship with your parents was pretty bad but never violent. If you don't stop this, it could go on forever, even if it's not real...
Use the parasites to get money, save your parents and run away. They're not bad people but you need to leave, even if you don't know where to go in the middle of nowhere
Take out the parasites. They're not your real parents.
Keep the parasites until you're independent and can leave in a few years
Keep the parasites. You never liked the parents enough to get rid of the parasites
created Oct 01, 2024 08:57AM PDT
poll #6
You are on a spaceship with no guarantee to make it back to Earth. Supplies are running out and your crewmates are paranoid. In order to hasten your journey and save supplies, you as the captain must get rid of some of them. What's your final decision?
Cannibalism. It'll give plenty of nutrients if the rest can eat it
Throw them out of the ship—but hey'll wander uncomfortably, suffocating in space for 50+ hours until their suit fails
Group Suicide. It's better than killing some crewmates to save others
Starve them slowly after locking them in.
created Sep 27, 2024 07:02AM PDT
poll #7
You accidentally joined a sacrificial cult and didn't find out until you were a member for one year, and now it is the day they sacrifice the twelve lowest ranked members. The closest friend you made in the cult is in part of that. How do you now deal with the situation?
Drug the people doing the execution and sneak my friend out
(write-in)
Try and do unhinged stuff so you rank higher, so you can somehow switch out your friend for someone else, though you might take too long
Try and save your friend
Run Away. The friend you made isn't worth risking both your lives
Continue staying in the cult but mourn the death of your friend, it's the safest option. You're far from ever being sacrificed
created Sep 21, 2024 06:51AM PDT
poll #8
Hey people,
We've decided to be nice and make the next part easier for you.
https://quizini.com/quiz/66c5348b3d07...
Also, how's the game going?
We've decided to be nice and make the next part easier for you.
https://quizini.com/quiz/66c5348b3d07...
Also, how's the game going?
Havent started (Im gonna kill you)
having fun (ilyy)
eh (Im gonnaa kill you x2)
created Sep 11, 2024 03:58AM PDT
poll #9
Greetings fellow criminals,
In honour of the cult's anniversary, we have prepared something, the details of which will be posted on the announcements. The event will take place on one of the following days, whichever one has the highest votes. Please let us know which date is most convenient for you.
In honour of the cult's anniversary, we have prepared something, the details of which will be posted on the announcements. The event will take place on one of the following days, whichever one has the highest votes. Please let us know which date is most convenient for you.
21st September--Saturday
20th September--Friday
18th September--Wednesday
22nd September--Sunday
19th September--Thursday
created Sep 09, 2024 04:39PM PDT
poll #10
If aliens came down to earth and announced their plans for world domination, which prime minister/president would you trust the most to go and negotiate for the safety and good treatment of all humans?
Kim Jong-Un
Joe Biden
Muhammad Bin Salman
Vladimir Putin
Narendra Modi
Emmanuel Macron
Keir Starmer
created Sep 01, 2024 04:20AM PDT
poll #11
You are stranded on an island with no hope of surviving for long. You have no means of living anymore. What way do you choose to put an end to your misery?
Fight the komodo dragon
Drown
Starve to death
Jump in the lake full of piranhas
created Aug 24, 2024 07:45AM PDT
poll #12
Your life is a movie where you are the main character. What's the genre/type?
Slice of life academia Drama
All Of The Above
(write-in)
is there a genre called "boring".
(write-in)
academic x extreme friend group drama x INSANE stories x mystery x overthinking
One of those educational movies that teach you how not to do things in life
A very self aware, academic type of movie with a sort of paranoid fmc
(write-in)
Unreliable narrator + man vs self
Emotional Coming of age
emotional coming of age but also a self aware academic type
(write-in)
Murder mystery but I’m not the main character…
(write-in)
reality show/drama
(write-in)
Academic emotional breakdown
(write-in)
Fantasy
created Aug 23, 2024 03:22AM PDT
poll #13
You can get rid of one of the seven deadly sins, but the other six become more prevalent. Which one do you eradicate?
Greed
Envy
Lust
Wrath
Pride
Gluttony
Sloth
created Aug 19, 2024 08:16PM PDT
poll #14
Happy 50th poll! You get the opportunity to say anything you want to the entire population for one minute, which everyone will understand. What do you say?
Some very, VERY disturbing and morbid fact
The first person has just escaped simulation, repeat first person has escaped initiate lockdown first person has escaped
Aliens are real
(write-in)
A productivity speech everyone will forget in a week
The annual purge is about to begin in, 5. 4. 3. 2. 1....... The annual purge as begun.
A one minute countdown
*Insert aggressive Lewd noises*
We're no strangers to loveee / you know the rules and so do I / A full commitment is....
WHY WE SHOULDNT SUPPORT ISNOTREAL
Give a productive speech that EVERYONE WILL REMEMBER FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES!
(write-in)
Spread the gospel
(write-in)
A very drunk explanation as to why popcorn is the worst textured snack food.
(write-in)
sing a song
(write-in)
created Aug 16, 2024 08:59AM PDT
poll #15
What emotion is the biggest motivator?
Passion
Fear
Spite
Guilt
anger
(write-in)
Hopefulness
(write-in)
Greed
(write-in)
Satisfaction
(write-in)
The feeling you get when you look at them. You know you love them, but don't know how. You push yourself past your limit to learn how, but never reach a conclusion.
(write-in)
anxiety
created Aug 14, 2024 09:14AM PDT
poll #16
If you were on top of the world (money, influence, power), what would potentially cause your downfall?
Things I've said or done in the past
Laziness
(write-in)
Paranoia (write in)
Shopping tendencies or loaning money to friends ( I can't say no to them even if I don't like them)
(write-in)
My ego
Donating all ur money to some scam charity
(write-in)
ADHD I think
(write-in)
Hubris
If ppl were too scared of me. I’d totally jump off a bridge lol
created Aug 11, 2024 02:45AM PDT
poll #17
You create a zombielike virus that will spread all over the world. So instead of zombies, what do people become?
Honest(Worse than a zombie virus)
More Empathic
Furries
Bookworms
created Aug 07, 2024 08:46PM PDT
poll #18
If you're stranded alone in the woods, which of these would you rather run into?
Inside the entrance of a dark cave that has the sounds of someone crying coming from it
A bunch of trees with hanging bodies upside down
A very suspicious large middle aged misogynistic man
An aggressive and hungry Titanboa that is sleeping
created Aug 05, 2024 09:01PM PDT
poll #19
The zombie apocalypse has begun! What unconventional weapon do you choose for maximum efficiency?
Frying Pan
Crowbar
A Nuke
Angry cats
(write-in)
Planks with nail
all the kids i have beef with
A hard baguette
A giant hairpin with a sharpened tip
(write-in)
Those giant tavas
(write-in)
An unabridged dictionary
(write-in)
my ex bsf bc she was a semi-professional fencer
Rolling pin
(write-in)
H Man from the movie H Man to eat them all
a slipper
created Aug 05, 2024 01:45AM PDT
poll #20
You wake up from your cryosleep in a lab and it's the year 2121. After adjusting, what's the first thing you ask?
How fucked are we, as of now?
can we finally make book boys real?
So who won WW3?
WHAT IS GOING ON??????
Is Game of Thrones finished?
Who was the president of the US in 2024?
(write-in)
Did we get to Mars?
Are the Kardashians cyborgs yet?
(write-in)
What delicious thing to we have to eat?
created Aug 03, 2024 11:14PM PDT
poll #21
You suddenly got an injury too deep for the first time in your life and your arms opened but instead of flesh you see…wires? What now?
try and figure out if everyone is made of wires or if it’s js me
Damn those bio diagrams were WAY off
"Wait what? This makes no sense. Terrible wordldbuilding. Our technology isn't advanced enough to bioengineer a full on living breathing robot with thoughts of its own which can advance in age and other aspects of their life, unlesss well, no wait it still makes no sense because..."
panic
Try to sell your biotech parts on ebay
Slayyyyy I’m Cinder let’s go
(write-in)
Fulfill my dream of becoming C-3PO
(write-in)
Yuhhhh Charlie Emily moment-
(write-in)
created Aug 02, 2024 11:05PM PDT
poll #22
A giant sentient marshmallow wants to be your friend. How do you respond?
jump off a cliff with it so u can land on it and not die but fullfill ur life time wish of jumping off a cliff
(write-in)
"You're so cute I could eat you :)"
Celebrate your friendship by sitting on a bonfire
Build a chocolate fountain
Stab it and see what happens :)
Eat smores with it...because they're delicious!
Play with it
(write-in)
Give it a hug, and make it as confy as possible. He'll get eaten eventually.
(write-in)
Cuddle with it
(write-in)
created Jul 31, 2024 08:31PM PDT
poll #23
You are stranded alone somewhere with no food. Help will arrive soon but you need to not die of starvation until then, so you decide on self cannibalism. Weighting the pros and cons, what body part of yourself do you consume?
wth-
(write-in)
Thigh Flesh
Breasts
Non-dominant hand
Cheek slices
fingers!
created Jul 30, 2024 10:31AM PDT
poll #24
If objects could talk, what would your pillow say to you?
I'm not your therapist & hey your tears are salty
When are you going to change my cover? And you’re the one who complains about ur skin
(write-in)
Hey Bebygworl 😏
dream needs to bring back controversial polls
Ew you smell
FGS you can't change my name every week because you forgot the previous one
Stop constantly abusing me by letting your sibling take me
(write-in)
ur so abusive chill out
created Jul 28, 2024 08:30AM PDT
poll #25
Congratulations! You just somehow won 8 Billion Euros. But you're not allowed to invest it and given only a month to spend all of it, what do you do with it? (If you don't spend it all you have to pay it back & you must avoid suspicion)
Buy a big house, books and whatever I want & then give it away by buying/hiring from small businesses
Buy all the expensive things I've always wanted and become MrBeast with the rest
(write-in)
books, charity, house
(write-in)
Buy everything I want and give the rest to charity
Start a small business after buying everything i want, give half of it to friends and family with the leftovers and the other half to charities
(write-in)
Donate
Gender affirmation, name change, and donating to help others get the same opporotunities.
(write-in)
Pay for multiple university degrees to gain favours because you don't trust donations
Buy everything book related, books, and jigsaw puzzles
(write-in)
Buy expensive stuff but not all at once
Buy whatever I want, and give the rest to my parents who would in turn give it to me once I turn 18
(write-in)
Shopping spree, pay off debt, buy gift cards with what’s leftover
(write-in)
Burn a few million to fulfill intrusive thoughts
Buy a company
(write-in)
A whole house that I turn into a library and buy things I've always wanted with the rest
(write-in)
created Jul 27, 2024 01:55AM PDT
poll #26
Which version of immortality do you prefer more?
Can't be killed by anything but you live a normal long lifespan
Can be killed but can't die of old age
created Jul 23, 2024 08:52PM PDT
poll #27
So...you made it to hell. What are you in here for?
Killing someone
My inner thoughts
(write-in)
Serial killing spree
(write-in)
Suicide because Earth was too bleak
eating pineapple on pizza (the Italians damned me js saying)
Being gay
Being gay doing crime
Some sort of eternal mix up or nightmare, but otherwise, being gay
(write-in)
Being ruthless.
created Jul 22, 2024 07:53AM PDT
poll #28
One has to go, what will it be?
Immunity to Regular Diseases
Human Lifespan beyond 30-37
Privacy
Freedom of Speech
created Jul 20, 2024 07:01AM PDT
poll #29
You are given a box with everything you've ever lost in it. What do you look for first?
My confidence
Old Passwords of obscure websites
My innocence
(write-in)
Stuff I forgot I had
(write-in)
Money
My sanity and will to live
(write-in)
My self esteem
(write-in)
My freedom, peace, self-esteem, happiness etc
(write-in)
My dead cat
My birth mom
(write-in)
My favorite shirt
(write-in)
my porcelain Easter chicken! Where did it go?
my butterfly earrings :(
(write-in)
created Jul 19, 2024 03:30AM PDT
poll #30
As a follow up to the previous poll, a week has passed and turns out the world did not infact end. You've already done what you did. Now, how screwed are you? (If you haven't, then go vote there first)
I'm safe, but good luck in jail everyone <3
My crime wasn't that big and I probably didn't get caught
(write-in)
Welp, I’m in jail now
(write-in)
I'm embarrassed but hey I did something I otherwise never would've done
Kill me now
I hate you
Work extra hard to get money to pay for that massive loan and then it might end up in me being even more successful
(write-in)
I’m going to keep driving because the end of the world was a good excuse to get out of the house
(write-in)
