The Bed of Procrustes: Philosophical and Practical Aphorisms (Incerto Book 4)
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Real mathematicians understand completeness, real philosophers understand incompleteness, the rest don’t formally understand anything.
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A philosopher uses logic without statistics, an economist uses statistics without logic, a physicist uses both.
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It is perplexing but amusing to observe people getting extremely excited about things you don’t care about; it is sinister to watch them ignore things you believe are fundamental.
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Conscious ignorance, if you can practice it, expands your world; it can make things infinite.
Francis J. Kong
Be consciously ignorant. This is the way to learn.
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For the classics, philosophical insight
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was the product of a life of leisure; for us, a life of leisure can be the product of philosophical insight.
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For many people, it takes a lot of preparation to learn to become ordinary. It takes a lot of intellect and confidence to accept that what makes sense doesn’t really make sense.
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Saying “the mathematics of uncertainty” is like saying “the chastity of sex”—what is mathematized is no longer uncertain, and vice versa.
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If your approach to mathematics is mechanical not mystical, you’re not going to go anywhere.
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Sadly, we learn the most from fools, economists, and other reverse role models, yet we pay them back with the worst ingratitude.
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ECONOMIC LIFE AND OTHER VERY VULGAR SUBJECTS
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There are designations, like “economist,” “prostitute,” or “consultant,” for which additional characterization doesn’t add information.
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A mathematician starts with a problem and creates a solution; a consultant starts by offering a “solution” and creates a problem.
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Financial inequalities are ephemeral, one crash away from reallocation; inequalities of status are there to stay.
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What they call “risk” I call opportunity; but what they call “low risk” opportunity I call sucker problem.
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If you detect a repressed smile on the salesperson’s face, you paid too much for it.
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Organizations are like caffeinated dupes unknowingly jogging backward; you only hear of the few who reach their destination.
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There are three types of large corporations: those about to go bankrupt, those that are bankrupt and hide it, those that are bankrupt and don’t know it.
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The best test of whether someone is extremely stupid (or extremely wise) is whether financial and political news makes sense to him.
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The left holds that because markets are stupid models should be smart; the right believes that because models are stupid markets should be smart. Alas, it never hit both sides that both markets and models are very stupid.
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When positive, show net; when negative, show gross.
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Economics is like a dead star that still seems to produce light; but you know it is dead.
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A trader listened to the firm’s “chief” economist’s predictions about gold, then lost a bundle. The trader was asked to leave the firm. He then angrily asked the boss who was firing him, “Why do you fire me alone, not
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the economist? He too is responsible for the loss.” The boss: “You idiot, we are not firing you for losing money—we are firing you for listening to the economist.”
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Suckers think that you cure greed with money, addiction with substances, expert problems with experts, banking with bankers, economics with economists, and debt crises with debt spending.
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You can be certain that the head of a corporation has a lot to worry about when he announces publicly that “there is nothing to worry about.”
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Economics is about making simple things more complicated, mathematics about making complicated things simpler.
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The stock market, in brief: participants are calmly waiting in line to be slaughtered while thinking it is for a Broadway show.
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What makes us fragile is that institutions cannot have the same virtues (honor, truthfulness, courage, loyalty, tenacity) as individuals.
Francis J. Kong
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The worst damage has been caused by competent people trying to do good; the best improvements have been brought by incompetent ones not trying to do good.
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Saying someone is good at making profits but not good at managing risk is like saying someone is a great surgeon except for cases when the patients die.
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The difference between banks and the Mafia: banks have better legal-regulatory expertise, but the Mafia understands public opinion.
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“It is much easier to scam people for billions than for just millions.”*1
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Being an entrepreneur is an existential not just a financial thing.
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At a panel in Moscow, I watched an economist who got the “Nobel” for writings no one reads, theories no one uses, and lectures no one understands.
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Anyone who likes meetings should be banned from attending meetings.
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One of the failures of “scientific approximation” in the nonlinear domain comes from the inconvenient fact that the average of expectations is different from the expectation of averages.*2
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An economist is a mixture of 1) a businessman without common sense, 2) a physicist without brains, and 3) a speculator without balls.
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The curious mind embraces science; the gifted and sensitive, the arts; the
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practical, business; the leftover becomes an economist.
Francis J. Kong
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Those with brains and no balls become mathematicians, those with balls and no brains join the Mafia, those with no balls and no brains become economists.
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In poor countries, officials receive explicit bribes; in D.C. they get the sophisticated implicit, unspoken promise to work for large corporations.
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Fate is at its cruelest when a banker ends up in poverty.
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