The Bed of Procrustes: Philosophical and Practical Aphorisms (Incerto Book 4)
Rate it:
Open Preview
23%
Flag icon
“Wealthy” is meaningless and has no robust absolute measure; use intead the subtractive measure “unwealth,” that is, the difference, at any point in time, between what you have and what you would like to have.
24%
Flag icon
You want to avoid being disliked without being envied or admired.
24%
Flag icon
Read nothing from the past one hundred years; eat no fruits from the past one thousand years; drink nothing from the past four thousand years (just wine and water); but talk to no ordinary man over forty. A man without a heroic bent starts dying at the age of thirty.
25%
Flag icon
To figure out how well you will do ten years from now relative to someone else, count your enemies, count his, and square the ratio.
25%
Flag icon
The fastest way to become rich is to socialize with the poor; the fastest way to become poor is to socialize with the rich.
25%
Flag icon
You will be civilized on the day you can spend a long period doing nothing, learning nothing, and improving nothing, without feeling the slightest amount of guilt.
25%
Flag icon
Someone who says “I am busy” is either declaring incompetence (and lack of control of his life) or trying to get rid of you.
26%
Flag icon
Success in all endeavors requires the absence of specific qualities. 1) To succeed in crime requires absence of empathy, 2) To succeed in banking you need absence of shame at hiding risks, 3) To succeed in school requires absence of common sense, 4) To succeed in economics requires absence of understanding of probability, risk, second-order effects, or about anything, 5) To succeed in journalism requires an inability to think about matters that have even an infinitesimally small chance of being relevant next January, 6) But to succeed in life requires a total inability to do anything that ...more
27%
Flag icon
To see if you like where you are, without the chains of dependence, check if you are as happy returning as you were leaving.
28%
Flag icon
Don’t complain too loud about wrongs done you; you may give ideas to your less imaginative enemies.
29%
Flag icon
They are born, then put in a box; they go home to live in a box; they study by ticking boxes; they go to what is called “work” in a box, where they sit in their cubicle box; they drive to the grocery store in a box to buy food in a box; they go to the gym in a box to sit in a box; they talk about thinking “outside the box”; and when they die they are put in a box. All boxes, Euclidian, geometrically smooth boxes.
30%
Flag icon
In most debates, people seem to be trying to convince one another; but all they can hope for is new arguments to convince themselves.
31%
Flag icon
Rumors are only valuable when they are denied.
31%
Flag icon
There are two types of people: those who try to win and those who try to win arguments. They are never the same.
32%
Flag icon
The rational heuristic is to avoid any market commentary from anyone who has to work for a living.
32%
Flag icon
Bureaucracy is a construction designed to maximize the distance between a decision-maker and the risks of the decision.
34%
Flag icon
The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates, and a monthly salary.
37%
Flag icon
Life is about early detection of the reversal point beyond which your own belongings (say, a house, country house, car, or business) start owning you.
37%
Flag icon
We are hunters; we are only truly alive in those moments when we improvise; no schedule, just small surprises and stimuli from the environment.
38%
Flag icon
A heuristic on whether you have control of your life: can you take naps?
38%
Flag icon
Skills that transfer: street fights, off-path hiking, seduction, broad erudition. Skills that don’t: school, games, sports, laboratory—what’s reduced and organized.
39%
Flag icon
Real life (vita beata) is when your choices correspond to your duties.
43%
Flag icon
You are alive in inverse proportion to the density of clichés in your writing.
44%
Flag icon
It is a waste of emotions to answer critics; better to stay in print long after they are dead.
44%
Flag icon
The exponential information age is like a verbally incontinent person: he talks more and more as fewer and fewer people listen.
46%
Flag icon
It is much less dangerous to think like a man of action than to act like a man of thought.
47%
Flag icon
Regular minds find similarities in stories (and situations); finer minds detect differences.
47%
Flag icon
True love is the complete victory of the particular over the general, and the unconditional over the conditional.
48%
Flag icon
For an honest person, freedom requires having no friends; and, one step above, sainthood requires having no family.
48%
Flag icon
Unless we manipulate our surroundings, we have as little control over what and whom we think about as we do over the muscles of our hearts.
49%
Flag icon
The tragedy is that much of what you think is random is in your control and, what’s worse, the opposite.
52%
Flag icon
A golden saddle on a sick horse makes the problem feel worse; pomp and slickness in form make absence of substance nauseating.
52%
Flag icon
Your silence is only informational if you can speak skillfully.
53%
Flag icon
If you find any reason why you and someone are friends, you are not friends.
53%
Flag icon
Soldiers are more loyal to their comrades (and willing to die for them) than to their country. Academics are more loyal to their peers than to truth.
54%
Flag icon
People reveal much more about themselves while lying than when they tell the truth.
54%
Flag icon
If we are the only animal with a sense of justice, it would clearly be because we also are about the only animal with a sense of cruelty.
54%
Flag icon
Supposedly, if you are uncompromising or intolerant with BS you lose friends. But you will also make friends, better friends.
54%
Flag icon
To value a person, consider the difference between how impressive he or she was at the first encounter and the most recent one.
55%
Flag icon
Every angel is an asshole somewhere. Every asshole is an angel somewhere.
56%
Flag icon
You can only convince people who think they can benefit from being convinced.
56%
Flag icon
Your duty is to scream those truths that one should shout but that are merely whispered.
56%
Flag icon
It is quite a predicament to be both evil and risk-averse.
57%
Flag icon
If you lie to me, keep lying; don’t hurt me by suddenly telling the truth.
57%
Flag icon
Any action one takes with the aim of winning an award, any award, corrupts to the core.
58%
Flag icon
Avoid calling heroes those who had no other choice.
58%
Flag icon
There are those who will thank you for what you gave them and others who will blame you for what you did not give them.
58%
Flag icon
A prostitute who sells her body (temporarily) is vastly more honorable than someone who sells his opinion for promotion or job tenure.
59%
Flag icon
People often need to suspend their self-promotion, and have someone in their lives they do not need to impress. This explains dog ownership.
60%
Flag icon
Virtue is when the income you wish to show the tax agency exceeds what you wish to show your neighbor.
« Prev 1 3