“Here, Sam,” I mumbled to myself like I was a game show announcer, and I was revealing all the insane prizes at the end. “Have an inn. Guess what? It’s going to lead you to other worlds. There will be sexy women in them who need your help!” I scoffed at the absurdity of it all as I swept the cobwebs from the corners of the room. “But that’s not all!” I announced softly. “You’ll be paid a king’s ransom in gold for simple things that cost less than twenty bucks! You’ll make a fortune, and you’ll open a legitimate business in the inn itself!”
The series in a nutshell
