“Sure. We’re all just sort of stumbling through life, if you ask me.” “Still, this whole grim reaper thing should have come with a manual. Or a diagram of some kind. A flowchart would have been nice.” “Oh, you’re right,” Cookie said with her supportive, I’ve-got-your-back head nod. “One with colored arrows, huh?” “And simple, easy-to-read yes/no questions. Like, ‘Did death incarnate visit you today? If no, skip to step ten. If yes, stop now, ’cause you are so screwed, girlfriend. You may as well call it a day. Take a deep breath, because this is going to hurt. You might want to phone a friend
  
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