First Grave on the Right (Charley Davidson, #1)

by Darynda Jones

“Nobody appreciates my inability to appreciate their situation.

“Is a frog’s ass watertight?

totally needed to read that book on how to win friends and influence people. But that would involve an innate desire to win friends and influence people.

Guys have feelings, too. But like … who cares? —INSPIRATIONAL POSTER

Amazingly, the old saying was right: It isn’t the fall that will kill you, but the sudden stop.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. —STEVEN WRIGHT