I knew one of them would the moment I made a fucking Taylor Swift comparison. Here we go. They’re always like this together. I’m already shaking my head, but there’s no hope that they’ll listen. “You’d think he’d be more understanding of their love story.” Millie laughs harder as she piggybacks off my sister. “Right, but he was basically ‘You’re on your own, kid.’” Samantha’s almost wheezing as she answers.