“I had a hamster once,” I tell him as he hands me a sunflower seed. “Is he still alive?” “Nope.” I reach in and hold out the seed to the hamster who sniffs his way over to it. “How did he die?” Well, he bit me, clinging on with those pointy teeth of his and I accidentally flung him into the fireplace. While it was on. He burned to a crisp.
