Colin (Unexpected, #6)

by Cora Rose

To Willow Thomas and Lark Taylor who taught me that cunt is an appropriate British term and then went on to tell me all of the ways it could be used. My learning is endless.

I have an overwhelming urge to take one of my son’s Nerf guns and shoot him with it.

Honestly, couldn’t the man have a small dick or something? Anything to make him less perfect? I mean, he does have that horrid personality though, so there’s the silver lining.