Colin (Unexpected, #6)

by Cora Rose

Ethan (Do Not Suck His Cock Again):

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“How did he die?” Well, he bit me, clinging on with those pointy teeth of his and I accidentally flung him into the fireplace. While it was on. He burned to a crisp.

OMG! 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😵😐

Is this what it’s like to be a parent? To want to burn the whole world down for this little human?

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Calm down my dude