Nerd Do Well
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It was a face that made aesthetic sense as opposed to the frustrating Picasso that adulthood has seen fit to furnish me with.
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And what the hell does exacerbate mean anyway?
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a boy I eventually drifted apart from due to conflicting feelings about sport (he liked it, I didn’t).
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like the peaceful planet of Alderaan, I was totally blown away.
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a dustbin with legs and a gold homosexual.
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In the mid-seventies America felt like shit.
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There was never a country in more desperate need of a blow job than the United States of America: enter George Lucas.
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titmageddon
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like discovering the truth about Santa, the Easter Bunny or God,
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we are a sophisticated, learned species, not the rutting animals that these prehistoric grunts would have us appear to be, and isn’t that really the issue here? We don’t want to admit that we are essentially animals? We want to distinguish ourselves from the fauna with grand conceits and elaborate language; become angels worthy of salvation, not dumb creatures consigned to an earthly, terminal end.
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our consciousness is not an indication of our specialness but the terrifying key to knowing how truly insignificant we are.’