Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Rate it:
Open Preview
Read between December 20 - December 26, 2023
2%
Flag icon
“He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.” —DR. JOHNSON
12%
Flag icon
“Turn up the fucking music!” he screamed. “My heart feels like an alligator!
14%
Flag icon
“KILL THE BODY AND THE HEAD WILL DIE”
22%
Flag icon
Las Vegas is a society of armed masturbators/gambling is the kicker here/sex is extra/weird trip for high rollers … house-whores for winners, hand jobs for the bad luck crowd.”
25%
Flag icon
Hallucinations are bad enough. But after a while you learn to cope with things like seeing your dead grandmother crawling up your leg with a knife in her teeth.
25%
Flag icon
No, this is not a good town for psychedelic drugs. Reality itself is too twisted.
26%
Flag icon
I got him as far as the edge of the bar, the rim of the merry-go-round, but he refused to get off until it stopped turning.
29%
Flag icon
One of the things you learn, after years of dealing with drug people, is that everything is serious. You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug—especially when it’s waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eyes.
32%
Flag icon
white noise at maximum decibels, a fine sound for sleeping, a powerful continuous hiss to drown out everything strange.
33%
Flag icon
I meant no harm; I just liked the explosions.
42%
Flag icon
How many more nights and weird mornings can this terrible shit go on? How long can the body and the brain tolerate this doom-struck craziness? This grinding of teeth, this pouring of sweat, this pounding of blood in the temples … small blue veins gone amok in front of the ears, sixty and seventy hours with no sleep.…
44%
Flag icon
No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride … and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well … maybe chalk it off to forced consciousness expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten. It’s all in Kesey’s Bible.… The Far Side of Reality.
53%
Flag icon
‘Teeth Like Baseballs, Eyes Like Jellied Fire’
64%
Flag icon
Even a goddamn werewolf is entitled to legal counsel
72%
Flag icon
suddenly, they found themselves next to a white Cadillac convertible all covered with vomit and a 300-pound Samoan in a yellow fishnet T-shirt yelling at them: “Hey there! You folks want to buy some heroin?”
74%
Flag icon
It’s not often that a man gets a chance to run terminal experiments on a virgin Cadillac and four brand-new $80 tires.
76%
Flag icon
“Fuck newspapers,” said my attorney. “What we need right now is coffee.”
97%
Flag icon
Every now and then you run up on one of those days when everything’s in vain … a stone bummer from start to finish; and if you know what’s good for you, on days like these you sort of hunker down in a safe corner and watch. Maybe think a bit. Lay back on a cheap wooden chair, screened off from the traffic, and shrewdly rip the poptops out of five or eight Budweisers … smoke off a pack of King Marlboros, eat a peanut-butter sandwich, and finally toward evening gobble up a wad of good mescaline … then drive out, later on, to the beach. Get out in the surf, in the fog, and slosh along on ...more
97%
Flag icon
These are the ones you will never be properly introduced to—at least not if your luck holds. But the beach is less complicated than a boiling fast morning in the Las Vegas airport.
98%
Flag icon
Journalism is not a profession or a trade. It is a cheap catch-all for fuckoffs and misfits—a false doorway to the backside of life, a filthy piss-ridden little hole nailed off by the building inspector, but just deep enough for a wino to curl up from the sidewalk and masturbate like a chimp in a zoo-cage.
99%
Flag icon
“I never go anywhere without grapefruit,”