“Then you walk very briskly back to the motel, with your hands over your balls, and hope this guy doesn’t spot you.” He was quiet a moment. “That’s it? That’s your best plan? That’s your very best plan?” “Have you got a better one?” “No, but I didn’t go to college for four years.” “Stephen, I didn’t study how to save your ass in Waynesboro. I majored in political science. If your problem was to do with proportional representation in Switzerland, I might be able to help you.”
