They Hate Each Other

by Amanda Woody

The reason you’re so cold all the time is because you’re always giving everybody your warmth. You’re like this fireplace that makes everyone comfortable and cozy.”

If it keeps his face like that, they can talk trash all they want. “George said your butt is flatter than the state of Kansas,” he tells me. Fuck George, though.

We’ve technically only been real-dating for a few months, and we’re both teenagers enjoying a lengthy honeymoon phase. But I don’t think that matters. Whether we’re young, naïve, wearing rose-colored glasses, or whatever . . . I think people should love at whatever pace suits them.