I could tell he didn’t hold elves in high esteem. I shared his opinion. They tended to stand around looking mysteriously into the middle distance declaiming loudly and pompously such phrases as ‘The saucer is broken; milk will be spilled this night.’ They never got invited to parties as they usually drank all the beer and, most annoyingly, never seemed to get drunk–apart from a tingling sensation in their fingers.
Such a big and hilarious wink to the LOTR-movies, I love it.
