The Westing Game

by Ellen Raskin

why don’t you go to your room and work on stock market reports or whatever you do in there.”

All of us during $GME

“The poor are crazy, the rich just eccentric,” Mr. Hoo said bitterly.

All quotations were either from the Bible or Shakespeare.

“You might as well redecorate the entire kitchen,” Grace Wexler, decorator, proposed. “It should be functional yet attractive, with lots of copper pots hanging from the ceiling.”

Every HGTV show. How prophetic.

It felt good to laugh; the stock market had fallen five points today.

Again, all of us during $GME.

“No, but I know how she thinks, I know what everybody thinks. Grown-ups are so obvious.”