‘If you think I’m going to let you fuck me on our first date,’ she said, letting him fuck her on their first date, ‘you’ve got another think coming.’ Her explanation for that later was that what they’d been on wasn’t a date. So he asked her out on a date. She turned up wearing long Edwardian opera gloves which she’d bought at a jumble sale, and wouldn’t let him fuck her. ‘Then let’s go out not on a date,’ he said. She told him you couldn’t plan not being on a date, because then it was a date. ‘Let’s neither go on a date nor not go on a date,’ he suggested. ‘Let’s just fuck.’ She slapped his
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