And Another Thing... (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #6)

by Eoin Colfer

Unfortunately, as there were no holy wars in the name of Softly Softly and not a single person was mutilated, the Temple was not recognized by the Galactic Council of Religions and did not qualify for charitable status and so disbanded in less than half a century.

Wowbagger nodded thoughtfully, to convey the impression that he was prepared to care, but really he was only prepared to nod.

Vogon ships did not nod toward beauty. They pulled on ski masks and mugged beauty in a dark alley. They spat in the eye of beauty and bludgeoned their way through the notions of aesthetics and aerodynamics.

Vogon cruisers did not so much travel through space as defile it and toss it aside.

“there is no such thing as an ending, or a beginning for that matter, everything is middle.”

Nothing couldn’t be, and if it shouldn’t be, then it generally was.