“Doesn’t matter if I mind, does it?” said Lord Pendlebury. “A landowner no longer has any privacy. If it’s not busybodies like you, it’s those damn environmentalists, walking over my land with their rucksacks, eating health-food nut bars and farting. Do you know what causes the damage to the ozone layer? It’s health fanatics, eating ghastly bran and nut bars and farting about the landscape. Sending out poisonous gases and wind. Ought to be put down.”
