I blasted some sigilkore rap music (which I always find soothing, don’t ask me why) on the drive home and, by the time I parked my car in my garage, I felt a little better. I brought out my phone to turn on the lights. But the app said, “Your smart plug is off-line. Please connect to Wi-Fi.” I checked my router’s app on my phone. It was down. I checked if there was an internet outage. There wasn’t.