WHITE BOY #3 Dude, chill. It’s not like we’re dying, okay? We’re just being relegated to the wings where we have to wait until some playwright comes along to excavate our humanity and remind the audience that we have inner lives worth exploring. WHITE BOY #1 Bro, we are an undifferentiated mass of heterosexual, cisgender, Anglo-Saxon, upper-class, male privilege. Who the fuck is gonna wanna explore our inner life by the end of this?
