Beverly Kills

by Sean McDonough

Self-confidence in spite of all reasonable evidence doesn't help you realize your dreams, it makes you a laughing stock on a nationally televised talent show.

Lyndsay, cheerfully oblivious, was unaware she was tempting a raging bitch tornado to come down and demolish her trailer park.

when it came to murder, I was totally bi-merciless.

I never had that much respect for Lyndsay. Never disliked her, obviously thought she was perfectly hot, but she was still one of those people who didn't know that the Titanic was a real boat before it was a movie.