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The guy was obviously a coach. His baseball cap was pulled low over his hair, so you could just see his beady eyes. He had a wispy goatee and a sour face, like he’d eaten something moldy.
Coach Hedge Description
Leo looked like a Latino Santa’s elf, with curly black hair, pointy ears, a cheerful, babyish face, and a mischievous smile that told you right away this guy should not be trusted around matches or sharp objects.
Leo Description
Piper stifled a laugh. “My god, Leo. How did you do that?” Leo slipped a tiny Phillips head screwdriver from his sleeve. “I’m a special boy.”
Flirting with you best friend's girl 😹
The new guy had dark hair cut Superman style, a deep tan, and teeth so white they should’ve come with a warning label: DO NOT STARE DIRECTLY AT TEETH. PERMANENT BLINDNESS MAY OCCUR. He wore a Dallas Cowboys jersey, Western jeans and boots, and he smiled like he was God’s gift to juvenile delinquent girls everywhere.
Dylan Description
“Yo, Coach Supergoat, whatever you are—I just fell down the freaking Grand Canyon! Stop asking for challenges!”
Who asked
He hugged Piper tight, and she repositioned herself so she was hugging him too. They were nose to nose. Her heart beat so hard, Jason could feel it through her clothes.
Omggggggg theyy are soooo cuteeeee
I already love piper
Jason is such a brave character
“Her boyfriend,” Butch said. “A guy named Percy Jackson.”
The legend is back
whole related-to-the-gods business, but he hoped that didn’t mean he was cousins with all these ladies. That would suck. At the very least, he wanted to check out those underwater girls in the lake again. They were definitely worth drowning for.
Hornyvaf 🥵
“Curses and death,” Leo said to himself. “This just gets better and better.”
Sadistic
Even little Harley, who couldn’t have been more than eight, looked like he could go six rounds with Chuck Norris without breaking a sweat.
Kickstart won't leave me alone
Chinese food place on East Twenty-eighth Street,
I'd hit it
Hephaestus, a god, went to go get the milk
But first things first. He’d promised Jason a flying ride.
This man knows where his priorities are at
Zeus looked like a really buff, really angry hippie.
Best Zues Description, (Probally not the most accurate though)
emergencies, some jeans, a few extra shirts, and a warm jacket. The boots might be a little
Beautiful people never lie.”
Cap
“So, destroy?” Cal asked. Clearly the conversation was giving his two brain cells a serious workout.
Haha
have to find Aphrodite and smack her.
Is that possible?
I should make like a collection of Percy Jackson horny moments tbh 🤪
