The Lost Hero (The Heroes of Olympus, #1)

by Rick Riordan

Jason figured that if this was his best friend, his life must be pretty messed up;

Just say you're boring

He’d stepped right into an ambush and spent the whole fight knocked out while his friends fended for themselves. What kind of quest leader was he?

Won't be the last time you get conked

“Shoot, I love nature,” Hedge said. “Nature means big things killing and eating little things!

He'd get along great with ares

Father, Jason thought. If I’ve ever done anything good, anything you approved of, help me now. I offer my own life—just save my friends.

bro is just trying to die... he cannot wait for trials of apollo

Humans and their talk of global warming. Pah! I’ll cool them down quickly enough.

God I wish