Winnie the Pooh (Winnie-the-Pooh, #1)

by A.A. Milne

“And if anyone knows anything about anything,” said Bear to himself, “it’s Owl who knows something about something,” he said, “or my name’s not Winnie-the-Pooh,” he said. “Which it is,” he added. “So there you are.”

“I wish Pooh were here. It’s so much more friendly with two.”