Winnie the Pooh (Winnie-the-Pooh, #1)

by A.A. Milne

“I saw one once,” said Piglet. “At least, I think I did,” he said. “Only perhaps it wasn’t.” “So did I,” said Pooh, wondering what a Heffalump was like.

“Good morning, Pooh Bear,” said Eeyore gloomily. “If it is a good morning,” he said. “Which I doubt,” said he.

“Nothing, Pooh Bear, nothing. We can’t all, and some of us don’t. That’s all there is to it.”

On Wednesday, when the sky is blue, And I have nothing else to do, I sometimes wonder if it’s true That who is what and what is who.

“Hallo, Rabbit,” he said, “is that you?” “Let’s pretend it isn’t,” said Rabbit, “and see what happens.” “I’ve got a message for you.” “I’ll give it to him.”