‘It skidded when you breathed – I saw it, you cheat!’ ‘I ain’t breathed.’ ‘Oh right, you’re a Hood-damned corpse, are you?’ ‘No, I just ain’t breathed when you said I did. Look, it’s in the trough, you deny it?’ ‘Here, let me take a closer look. Ha, no it isn’t!’ ‘You just sighed and moved it, damn you!’ ‘I didn’t sigh.’ ‘Right, and you’re not losing neither, are ya?’ ‘Just because I’m losing doesn’t mean I sighed right then. And see, it’s not in the trough.’ ‘Hold on while I breathe—’ ‘Then I’ll sigh!’ ‘Breathing is what winners do. Sighing is what losers do. Therefore, I win.’ ‘Sure, for you
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